LanaFlowers

It's a whole new level of sick to wish your favorite artists would stay miserable and/or never stop using, just so you'll get your sad ass music until they OD or kill themselves. It's one thing to joke about it, but some people genuinely mean it and that's fucking disgusting. The Lana I (and most of us) fell in love with was Born To Die Lana. Summertime Sadness, Dark Paradise Lana. That's what drew us in, and even darker albums like UV & HM made us stay. I live for that depressing shit, because I've lived and I'm living that depressing shit. But her happiness will always come first. Give me 2010 Be My Daddy Lana for the rest of my life, I don't care. I like her upbeat pop songs just fine. I don't want people to keep fucking her over, breaking her heart and making her always write about "sad girl shit". I'd rather see her retire completely to enjoy her life with her husband and children than go on suffering.

We've gone over that before. JK Rowling never described the Harry Potter series as her autobiography. Lana literally said she writes about her life; things that happened to her personally. Why do we keep on playing dumb here? It's like when people compare her to an actress.

I bet she ran out of grandmas 3 weeks in

i thought this was one of everyone's favorites

how is that an unpopular opinion

she's CLEARLY not the same person which is why i want this goddamn album in its original state, please and thank you

http://instagram.com/p/ByaZzAeHOB2/ deceased

that was just another lie

Banned for being a potato chip hating monster.

I would switch to that bitch faster than Lana could say "Cha Cha Matcha"

I'm not a groupie but I really hope I fuck him before I die.

I don't think there's anyone *exactly* like her, and trying to find someone is a waste of time imo. Your best bet is finding artists with a similar vibe. I personally think Chris Isaak is a good example.

It certainly made me see my ears in a wholly different light.

Ah, a Vertimus classic. That and the ear diatribe.

When Chuck asks Lana to reconsider getting baptized

Exactly. The innocence of children is precious and should be protected at all costs <3

Someone with more than one brain cell, but we've accepted that this is all baby lizzy possesses.

I know, right??? Insanity!

homophobic WHO hunty? HipsterSong would never!

But even if she has, we've established HiLGBTsong is as pro-gay as can be! So what's the problem? She's a grown baby, she can do what she wants ^_^

Lies! Slander!