LanaFlowers

gorgeous <33333

Tbh, the last thing I imagined Lana would want to do is to be a fucking "insta baddie" like you're 35 sis calm down She found out about them abh contour kits about 5 years too late. And I mean, come on, this whole thing is dumb beyond belief. Like, if you want to do your makeup a certain way, get your hair & nails done regularly, wear cute outfits all the time, go out a lot, travel, and have a vlog channel where you post about all that, there's nothing wrong with that. I do have an issue with undisclosed sponsorships and those fucking skinny teas, but that shady shit aside, I don't see anything wrong with this lifestyle -as long as it came about organically. If you're making conscious choices and making them on your own, it doesn't matter if on the surface it seems like you're just a stereotype. If you're genuinely doing your thing, it doesn't matter if many other people happen to be doing it too. But Lana's "insta baddie" shtick is beyond ridiculous. The way she approached this whole thing was almost..."culture"-vulturish :/ Does that makes sense? Like she saw an insta baddie starter pack meme and decided to make it her new personality It comes off more as a parody and it's so embarrassing that she meant it. She seemed so much more mature a couple of years ago... She went from setting trends to blindly, badly, and belatedly following them. It's sad.

Well....she's sort of already done this? She used to attend all kinds of events, take short trips all the time, her hair almost always looked brushed nice prior to this mess era, she had a pretty cute tan during the Paradise era (think Ride mv, Tropico premiere), and I can't recall another era where her outfits -even if casual- were for the most part ugly or boring. Like we've seen nice/boring before (e.g. the countless times she's worn jeans w a white t shirt), but not ugly/boring. As for the makeup, I do agree overdone insta glam makeup would look horrid on her (anyone really), but it's a dying trend, at least in the US. Honestly, Lana was closer to being an "insta baddie" 7 years ago, before it was even a thing lol

oooh what are they like? are they more ass-kissy nicer?

she's failing so miserably at this whole insta baddie thing... not that i was really here for it but i mean if you're gonna do something do it right no makeup, no golden tan, no cute fashion nova outfits, no brushed gorgeous hair, no brand collabs*, no trips to bora bora or *cough* bali , no events, and of course....almost no instagram activity! like do your thing sis but just say you're taking it easy this year or sth *the gucci one was shot in 2018

I don't know what's worse...the probability of her cancelling, or another half assed performance in a mismatched outfit

Idk, when her face looks bloated it looks bloated regardless of her expression... i just hope it's not health/drug related certain meds (like prednisone) sadly have that side effect

idk wtf is going on, it might not be fillers. her face didn't look bloated at all in the selfie she posted yesterday, and in this pic it looks twice its size o.o

i TOLD Y'ALL this was gonna be a Fall album

so is wheat grass toxic bc that would explain A LOT

she's OBSESSED w that ugly ass edit i hate it because i remember seeing a really beautiful one a few minutes after she posted the original pic, and i never understood why she went with this one lol

spicy yt <3

KWEEN of melanin https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/arianagrande/images/3/38/Urlh.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130503222152

I just listened to Break Up With Your Girlfriend I'm Bored, and I have to ask Why does she sound...like that?

that's what happens when you're popping pills [violet, blue, green, red] watching spongebob and get the idea for a poem

i'm sorry but the more i read it the more stupid it gets at least she looks beautiful her face looks great, cheeks normal, lips on point. gorgeous

I really do wonder what she's on

this is gonna be another venice bitch situation isn't it

https://i.imgur.com/opGhevk.gif

*spits out wheat grass* lmfao

we STAN a gemini kween

you should see me interact with "famous" people i'm not a fan of it's easy when you don't give a fuck or think they're fucking lame I mean really though, do these girls strike you as LDR fans? They look like all they listen to is Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber or some shit. I doubt they even recognized her at first without the 2012 big hair & glam outfits.