LanaFlowers

all that guilt from an early age does them GOOD

bonus points if they're Catholic

Very kinky, very into guilty pleasures, punishment, pain, and humiliation (which they'd never forgive you for outside the dungeon bedroom). They're just amazing, they make me swoon ^_^

INFJ Slytherin and obviously insane

What's crazy is it's often Capricorns with Scorpio Rising... And I've dated three Cap Sun / Scorpio Rising men with the SAME Moon sign like wtf I don't want to reveal too much about my placements, but I'm basically a Scorpio/Sagittarius/Capricorn/Aquarius blend lol. So it makes sense, but still...wack o.o Capricorns are SON tbh lmao I like making daddy jokes but I'm a domme and not about that life at all I love Cap men because they're the power bottoms of my dreams. So fucking strong. So patient. So resilient. They can literally handle ANYTHING. except failure, which benefits me

blockt

Capricorns have monster dick energy I can't resist them I literally almost exclusively date Capricorns lmao

you're not wrong lol

The funny thing about Chuck is that her work only sucks when it's Lana-related, and that's actually a fairly recent development. I like her earlier stuff with her

it WISHES

I have no idea who Shawn Mendes is and all this time I just thought he was a gay model or something lmao I can't believe they're actually trying to pass him off as straight

bradley sis and irina is a professional beard at this point cute baby tho

he's like hella gay

I fucking love that song and I haven't even heard the whole thing...I can't wait <3

watch it there, don't want to sound entitled....

I'm too poor for starbucks lol, and I don't really go out. I bought my own to make at home hoping it would be better than coffee but it's literally just an herbal tea, I was so disappointed Jesus, I admire your dedication!

It does NOTHING for me and it's honestly like drinking a clay mask lmao How do you make it?

Damn girl, do you follow her on tour or something? o.o

Hollywood

What part of..."She will not starve. She will not go back to the trailer park. She will still be able to enjoy her wheat grass and her weed. The mansions and cars wouldn't go anywhere." did you not understand? lol I think it was obvious the posts about her card being declined etc were jokes. She could retire right this second and still be able to maintain the lifestyle she's used to. Were you trying to make a joke as well? Because I don't think there's a single person on this site, or her fan base, who doesn't know she's loaded. I can't imagine anyone thinking she lives "paycheck to paycheck" and is dependent on her streaming revenue to pay rent ffs Overall, you're being pretty unrealistic about this. Again, unless you're joking. "Threatening to end her streaming revenue"? Who? Me? Peroxide? The handful of people who liked our posts? Yes, we're an elite group that will single-handedly make Lana destitute. That's us alright. The Streaming Revenue Enders. There are fewer than 13,000 members on Lanaboards in total. We could convince every single member to boycott Lana, and you know what would happen? She wouldn't even notice. P.S: I see you're one of the people who keep -I assume, intentionally- missing the point regarding the album situation. This, at least to me, is about the unprofessionalism, carelessness and straight up lies from Lana and her management. Not a belief that Lana should be some kind of song machine, locked up in the studio 24/7, putting out an album every week. People are being dramatic & constantly asking for news, that's true, but I see those comments more as pleas than demands. I don't think anyone is actually angry that it's taking a bit longer; from what I've seen, fans are just frustrated at the way everything's being handled.

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it's called caring

I don't know, in recent years she has expressed a strong desire for anonymity. Her frustration with fame is evident, take 13 Beaches for example.

and then she'd have to get a sugar daddy again and we'd get BTD II

Honestly, I wouldn't mind if she lost 4, 5 million followers/streamers/whatever. She will not starve. She will not go back to the trailer park. She will still be able to enjoy her wheat grass and her weed. The mansions and cars wouldn't go anywhere. But I'm sure it would serve as a wake up call of some kind. Everyone gets their wish... She wished to be famous and her wish came true, but she clearly came to regret it. Now it seems she wishes she could fade into obscurity...and I wish she'd get a taste of that. I don't think she knows what she wants tbh. Could be wrong, obviously, but that's the vibe I'm getting.