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https://youtu.be/8gdPoAjKZZg

Guys isn’t it obvious? Lana’s part is a sample of the Summertime Sadness remix duh Don’t hurt your arm reaching that far fam. She can do more than piano ballads without being in random wtf collabs with Mile Sires and Arana Grondy

Lettuce hope not

@ Rick Nowels give us the trap album we deserve and desire daddy

Tbh I hope it’s not called In Your Car bc IYC is such a basic and ugly title imo

I could keep waiting for you

i'm It's not slander if it's true hunny xx

To think in roughly two months’ time we will be in possession of the Gay Anthems Cinnamon and Happiness Is a Butterfly... https://youtu.be/XPHcpwrjDdk

ANYWAY these are the official rankings I don’t make the rules everybody knows it it’s a fact kiss kiss Mariners Apartment Complex Cinnamon How to Disappear Happiness Is a Butterfly Venice Bitch Norman Fucking Rockwell hope is a keyboard smash In the Car You Don’t Ever Have To Doin’ Time

Not when hiadtfawlmthbihi and “faster than your fastest cars”

I hope she releases The Pant as the lead single

Also I’m super excited for the green vinyl we’ll get in 12 years which will be green

Duh guys she meant the top eight twelfths of the year obvs

A concept tbh

In celebration of Elizabeth’s Birthday and another day of no album I present the NFR songs as ASMR triggers: Mariners Apartment Complex: Slow tapping Venice Bitch: Mouth sounds HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI: SKSKSK sounds How to Disappear: Page turning/writing Cinnamon: Hand sounds Happiness Is a Butterfly: Brushing/scratching In the Car: Crinkling YDEHT/In My Arms/Be Stronger: Unintelligible/inaudible whispering Norman Fucking Rockwell: Ear-to-ear whispering Bonus: Doin’ Time: Fast tapping IMBSFFSH: Mic blowing Hey Blue Baby: Buzzing Thots?

Stan Yosemititty or perish

One year closer to getting NFR

Excuse you I’ll have you know I’ll miss you

*posts selfie with Lana to twitter and gets 99999 likes*

Never forget May 26th

Ftfy

Wait guys I just realized. Title track won’t be on the album probably; she said it’s her favorite. #RememberYosemite

Sis: “My old man is a bad man but I can’t deny the way he holds my hand and he grabs me, he has me by my h”

Latina queens! xx

Queens of Appropriation