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Is this the event where Henry finally comes on

Pussy Out on Main single coming next Friday

What are the TikTok people saying

Obsessed

When all of your manifesting pays off and you single handedly change the trajectory of LDR10 into her most experimental, psychedelic masterpiece and you become the most powerful Lanaboards member of all time

Alright, ENOUGH, it’s time for an insider to spill

Cracking up imagining Lana in her seat listening to this man rail against Spotify (who does suck for the record)

Please I need a hot new Lana track for the summer

My very in tune natural intuition says lasso is cancelled and she is working on a completely new album which includes Tough🦋 but Henry has been killed and buried 🪦 this is only the beginning of an excruciating album rollout which will rival NFR but gain her insane critical acclaim very much mirroring the success of Born to Die which will reframe her perception in the public eye.

Everything is romantic might be my favorite song of the year

Oh this is sad. Lasso is blonde and gone I’m afraid.

Just remembered that cabaret-esque video her dancers were shooting back in February or January. Some suggested it could be visuals for Coachella but we haven't seen them, yet

I do not even care that it's a fake note, it's SOMETHING during this Lasso news dry spell. Tough out Friday at midnight let's goooooooo

gorgeous where did this come from? I tried zooming in on the phone sticker, I thought it was a police badge at first

I saw Miley is releasing an album soon but won’t put out any singles. Billie and (I think?) Taylor just did this for their new albums. I wonder if Lana would follow this route for Lasso

I'm more nervous about the insiders silence TBH. Where are the teases

A new fake insider (who in a fresh creative twist speaks directly to Lana herself)oh the pre-release prophecy is moving right along. News is coming soon!🚀

Drunk thought: She makes so much music constantly maybe she was just collecting some of the more acoustic / stripped down songs she’s made over the last few years for a country album when she saw the winds changing towards country. It’s hard to believe she’s been making a strictly country album since ~2020 with a cohesive soundscape and is now changing her mind because other artists are going country?

It’s times like these I wish for @lustforlife and their French insider husband

At least her speeches have been feeding me the last few months

I love nearly everything she puts out but please do not let Lasso sound anything like Blue Skies. That song sounds like the 1920’s version of this gif (derogatory)

I’m going to Men in Black this interview from my mind and pretend like we’re still on track for a September release

This is the second time she’s mentioned the new music being in the vein of American Songbook songs which I still don’t really comprehend but pop off still holding out hope Tough🦋 will come in June even if the album is delayed

Finally a question about Lasso even though the answer left me with more questions She said in her speech yesterday she has off years where the muse isn’t as strong and she doesn’t feel as inspired as other periods. After opening up so much on COCC, BB and Tunnel maybe she’s not exactly sure where to go next and that’s okay. She should take the time to experiment with her ideas and music instead of rushing…..even though according to her this has been three years in the making