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she’s going to announce this tomorrow for a Friday release RIGHT?

These are the lyrics the insider on atrl teased awhile ago

The most likely scenario is a one off Fenway tshirt that was designed in 10 minutes

It was actually on Ben’s story I saw it there

If they release an LDR baseball jersey I will snatch it up so fast

That font is giving baseball. I bet it's either exclusive merch or a couple new tour dates

Is this the event where Henry finally comes on

Pussy Out on Main single coming next Friday

What are the TikTok people saying

Obsessed

When all of your manifesting pays off and you single handedly change the trajectory of LDR10 into her most experimental, psychedelic masterpiece and you become the most powerful Lanaboards member of all time

Alright, ENOUGH, it’s time for an insider to spill

Cracking up imagining Lana in her seat listening to this man rail against Spotify (who does suck for the record)

Please I need a hot new Lana track for the summer

My very in tune natural intuition says lasso is cancelled and she is working on a completely new album which includes Tough🦋 but Henry has been killed and buried 🪦 this is only the beginning of an excruciating album rollout which will rival NFR but gain her insane critical acclaim very much mirroring the success of Born to Die which will reframe her perception in the public eye.

Everything is romantic might be my favorite song of the year

Oh this is sad. Lasso is blonde and gone I’m afraid.

Just remembered that cabaret-esque video her dancers were shooting back in February or January. Some suggested it could be visuals for Coachella but we haven't seen them, yet

I do not even care that it's a fake note, it's SOMETHING during this Lasso news dry spell. Tough out Friday at midnight let's goooooooo

gorgeous where did this come from? I tried zooming in on the phone sticker, I thought it was a police badge at first

I saw Miley is releasing an album soon but won’t put out any singles. Billie and (I think?) Taylor just did this for their new albums. I wonder if Lana would follow this route for Lasso

I'm more nervous about the insiders silence TBH. Where are the teases

A new fake insider (who in a fresh creative twist speaks directly to Lana herself)oh the pre-release prophecy is moving right along. News is coming soon!🚀

Drunk thought: She makes so much music constantly maybe she was just collecting some of the more acoustic / stripped down songs she’s made over the last few years for a country album when she saw the winds changing towards country. It’s hard to believe she’s been making a strictly country album since ~2020 with a cohesive soundscape and is now changing her mind because other artists are going country?