American Whore

you mean... pizza? yesss ladies and gays, new album title-- blue balled tongue

i guess you could call it frenchbread i was looking for the pizza i wanted bad... and i thought i found it in new york it seemed only appropriate they'd easily have my brand and then there was issue of closures i couldn't even go to the store or like, the pizza spot and there you were on google maps shimmering in all my hunger you touched the detriment most of the other spots already had YOU GOT A PEPPERONI MY DADDY HAS ONE TOO LETS TWERK FOR MUSHROOMS ILL DO THAT DANCE FOR YOU YOU KNOW IM A BAD GORL IM KINDA WILD N FREE MAYBE JUST FULFILLING MY HUNGER CAN SET ME FREE and there we were screaming "my tongue matters" in the crowd with a mesh mask on in a pandemic that's just who i am god i wish i could have my pizza you could feed me during all my hunger all the things i wanted on it i screamed for toppings ohhh i screamed for toppings cheese crust pizza keeps burning with or without me... cheese crust pizza keeps burning

yeah kinda but like if someone was excited and asked about it, just something like "what song are you most excited for us to hear" or literally anything, it doesn't have to come off as "why aren't you working" lol it depends on how you say it.

i love that no one asks about the album

She looks absolutely beautiful in her story and the post fuck me upppppppppppp

I said the same thing but her newest release is actually really impressive, vocally. The lyrics aren't perfect but the vocals are impressive from someone her age.

i'm so glad this has been figured out, i was freaking out and I couldn't use flash ugh. do you know if it was a different version of the song or the same?

no biggie, i have it here https://dbree.org/v/966104

that one actually leaked a while ago, it turned out to be a version of Hundred Dollar Bill. I can try to upload it for you if you don't have it! also thanks for your help with that, i wasn't sure if that was something complete uncovered yet or if i'd forgotten about it. i prolly forgot, bc it's been so long lol

please do!! omg

OKAY I NEED HELP SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THIS IS. I was digging around on Lana's old Myspace page okay? Okay well then I found one her top 12 friends was a profile called Sparkle Jump Rope Queen. If you go back to the July 9, 2011 entry, there are three songs on the page. Elvis, Axel Rose Husband, and then something called Blue Ribbon. WHAT THE FUCK IS BLUE RIBBON?????? I can't play it only because I don't have flash anymore, since it's no longer supported. Anyone know what to do to be able to play the song to see what it is? I have never heard of this before and it's not in my iTunes https://web.archive.org/web/20110709072027/http://www.myspace.com/sparklejumpropequeen

We've known about this for years and it's the best thing ever lmao this is a really interesting post too. you can see on the bottom left side what she wrote hoe "About May Jailer: Hi guys, I'm going to be working on a NAVAJO RESERVATION from MAY 21 to June 10 in Bluff, Idaho. I won't have access to a computer or phone the whole time so I won't be able to get in touch with anyone. Until then STAY POSTED for new show dates" as far as i know it's real, unless anyone can tell me if it's fake. i'm like 99% sure it's real there's also this one too it says "Lana Del Ray stands striking and platinum at her residence in New Jersey trailer park where she writes and resides. Singer extraordinaire Del Ray has been called the 'unofficial sweetheart of rock and roll' by the finest of hipster musicologists. Her latest triumph is her self titled debut album.. The sound of the record defies genre, as Del Ray sings the narcotic blues in the David Kahne-designed world of electric flourishes and orchestral bands. Both Del Ray and Kahne have cited Coney Island and America as the touchstones of the new record. Del Ray is now a regular performer and influence on the New York City scene, having opened for likes of Moby, Mirah, and The Blow. She distinguishes caffeine, G-d, and David Lee Roth as the primary influences on her sound, and has named Nirvana, The Beach Boys, and Elvis as the foremost of her great loves. On the dark stage and on the debut album, her voice rings eerily glamorous. Check out the new album from Lana Del Ray, available on iTunes now!"

manifesting... Call Me Californ-I-A (BB renamed also like the other post someone else made) 1. Call Me Californ-I-A (just a different title for the Map of LA song) 2. Wild & Fucking Crazy (Color Blue retitled) 3. Thunder 4. Blue Banisters 5. Wildflower Wildfire 6. Catching Waves & Feelings 7. My Baby's Blue- Not Sure What To Do 8. Finally Free 9. Textbook 10. Living in The City of Angels 11. Homesick, Lovesick 12. Battered Dreams & Desires 13. I Thought Somebody Could Tell Me How- But I Found Nobody Could 14. When It Was U & Me, Like We Were On TV 15. Piece of my Heart (Janis cover) (could also be replaced with a cover of Cry Baby by Janis) Bonus Tracks 16. Riker's Striker 17. Cherry Blossom

also the mods moving posts

Apple’s interface sucks? It works well enough for me

I’m only a few tracks into the album but I really like it. I usually don’t care for her, but this album is actually dope. Her voice is fantastic on this I can hear Lana and an Amy influence on this album so far

the delusion is back girls and gays

i don't think so lol but at this point i don't think it's coming. didn't she say that like in 2017? lmao

But for years we've had the pre-release threads like this where gifs, memes, and other jokes were allowed. It's just that moving posts makes things messier since the posts that are reference to other posts are now out of order in other threads and make no sense when other posts are kept here so now the Random Lana Discussion thread becomes the LB Out of Context Sequel thread. And then having two pre-release threads could be confusing bc you might not know where to post something and those gifs work perfectly in certain conversations :/ sorry elle i just wanted to say something and hope it makes sense. i could understand if we had more people trolling and shitposting but it doesn't happen all the time and it's not like we've had a giant growth of people in this thread talking. there's not much to talk about so it's usually the same 10-15 of us talking about it until there's news-- otherwise this thread would stay at the same page count for 6 months

please no not all on one album unless it's specifically the unreleased favorite 25 album

okay but what about 15 new songs we've never heard before? like i get wanting to have your favorite unreleased on vinyl and i'm gonna get shit for this, but cherry blossom isn't her best unreleased. it's repetitive and does nothing, it doesn't go anywhere. if i had to choose between that and something new to be released in its place, i'd happily take something else, given the risk it could be worse than cherry blossom. it's not a bad song, but there are so many better ones. and honestly, even if we got thunder, i'd much rather have some of those other songs from that session or something like dealer that we know we prolly won't have until it leaks at this point

the lyrics make me think of lana tho "can't blacken the pages with russian poetry and be happy" where he talks about some russian book or something but other than that she's literally not heard in the entire song

my body is a map of LA, I stand straight like an annnnngel with a haaaalo

coming from a LFL stan i'm not mad, just disappointed...

if it's a boy she'll name him cilantro