Dark Angel

but what if i already have long, gorgeous legs?

i took selfies in the bathroom with mine earlier!

kelly bags? oh, i don't need that, i already have my fake chanel bag... what? who's gonna know?

you should hear my new songs velvet crowbar and tired of singing the blues!

BEST TASTE! THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!!

CONEYISLANDBABY2009

The 2022 Lipsters Awards are proudly sponsored by Keds! For a limited-time only, you can purchase the Lizzy Grant collection! Available internationally, wherever shoes are sold!

@prettywhenimhigh arriving at the EXACT moment she wins is SUCH A SERVE

CONGRATULATIONS @prettywhenimhigh @LanasLeftCheekFiller

it is now being reported that the tiktok lolita coquette stans have broke into the ceremony, we may have to evacuate!

AWW THANK YOU!

CONGRATULATIONS @Mer @paris texas I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

the awards ceremony is going to start in a couple minutes! i'm so excited to sweep see who wins!

your feet are looking especially delicious tonight...

we have some budget this year, so we have some visuals! all comprised of videos of me frolicking in my trailer wearing leis and floral dresses, intertwined with obscure footage i found off of the depths of the internet... if you're lucky, you may get a glimpse of the queen of the gas station video...

jojo is wearing a john cena costume which is why you can't see him

HERE IS THIS YEAR'S LIZZY GRANT TRIBUTE CONCERT SETLIGHT... 1. KILL KILL 2. TRASH MAGIC 3. HAWAIIAN TROPIC 4. PIN UP GALORE 5. YAYO 6. METHAMPHETAMINES 7. EVERY MAN GETS HIS WISH 8. JUMP 9. LEMONADE MOTORCYCLE HEAVEN 10. HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL 11. GRAMMA (BLUE RIBBON SPARKLER TRAILER HEAVEN) 12. WAYAMAYA 13. MERMAID MOTEL 14. PAWN SHOP BLUES 15. ON OUR WAY

AND NOW... IT IS TIME... FOR THE ANNUAL LIZZY GRANT TRIBUTE CONCERT, BY THE LEGENDARY SURF NOIR! I'VE GOT MY BLUE DRESS ON TONIGHT DANCING ON THE STAGE, IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT DONE MY HAIR UP REAL BIG, BEAUTY QUEEN STYLE MY KEDS SHOES ARE OFF I'M AT THE LIPSTERS!

@cranekiss they stole your look!

i love my fans! <3

dad, what are you doing here? i thought you were busy buying selling domains for 2 billion dollars it's okay, he already secured mermaidmotel dot com for me!

now it is time for a highly exclusive, once in a lifetime interview with surf noir... i can't wait for the world to hear my new songs!

the buffet table is slaying this year... i got hibiscus fruit-punch, red-velvet cake, a bowl of cherries, spaghetti sauce, and, of course, hot-cheetos!

LOOKING LIZZY GRANT RIGHT IN THE EYE!