Dark Angel

i can't believe that this year's buffet table is also @Mash Tragic's costume this is so AVANT-GARDE

@Elle BEAUTY QUEEN the hackney weekend look is one of my all-time favorites, it looks amazing on you!

i already sense the chaotic violence, freaky sexual activity, farts, waitresses getting brave, and technical difficulties that always occurs during the lipsters... well, that has nothing to do with me! just touching up my lipgloss in the bathroom... it's a peach lipgloss that jimmy got me when we were in that pontiac from july to july!

@electra'S COMEBACK OMGGG

i read this fast and thought you were making a reference to the california demo lmfao

hello everybody! the iconic, coveted, amazing SURF NOIR has arrived! a little bit early, but that just gives me more time to SLAY! for this year's festivities, i'm wearing a rainbow floral-print dress i got at forever-21! it is reminiscent of the sounds of the hawaiian tropics, i paired it with my keds shoes, which i just love, i may or may not be collaborating with the brand to make my own designs which reflect my love of coney island, strawberry ice cream, marilyn monroe, and cherries! of course, my look would not be complete without some baby-blue heart-shaped sunglasses! i can't wait to sing all of my world-famous hit songs for you guys!

i'm on my way! it is my tradition to ride a motorcycle to the lipsters, i've definitely improved, so hopefully i won't get lost in a scary cornfield like last year, where i got chased by grizzly bears... i'll see you all there!

omg this is so interesting, how did you even find this?

...i smell a warning point

now it's time that i start getting ready! i've got to do my hair, and wear my best coney-island-baby dress with keds shoes! this lipsters will be special, so i've got to serve the greatest lizzy grant look of all!

that's actually not barrie in brooklyn baby, it's some guy named seth

when the album drops and it turns out that let the light in is your favorite

hello! it isn't quite time yet for me to get dressed and ready... so i'm outside of my trailer, barbequing some cheeseburgers for breakfast! i also have my pink lemonade that i got from 7/11, while listening to my records! i've really been digging the flamingos, elvis, and the beach boys as of lately!

i was about to say...

ooh here's mine! The Grants Did You Know That There's A Tunnel Under Ocean Boulevard Sweet A&W Judah Smith Interlude Candy Necklace Jon Batiste Interlude Kintsugi Fingertips Paris, Texas Grandfather Please Stand On The Shoulders Of My Father While He's Deep Sea Fishing Let The Light In Margaret Fishtail Peppers Taco Truck X VB

whew... good morning... i'm so sleepy... i stayed up late last night because i was busy hanging out with all of the trailer park cats... but today's the today! i'm so excited to serve some amazing looks, and perform my greatest hits!

i hope you're all ready for my upcoming SURF NOIR GLAM!

the fact that this is tomorrow is crazy! january went by so fast! i'm excited, it's going to be a great night, i'm ready for all the hilarious posts, the humor during the lipsters is unmatched!

maybe they sent it through the lanaboards private messaging, i'm assuming nobody knows kintsugi's personal social media accounts here, so kintsugi probably knows who did it

we need to report to this @Elle so we can find out who it is so they can get banned, somebody like that is dangerous for our community, they could've taken kintsugi's personal information, that is not okay at all

if somebody clicks on a phishing link, through a message or email, it takes their information, so whoever's in control of the phishing link has their sensitive information and can do what they want with it

what the fuck, that is horrible, whoever did this needs to get banned and needs to get a JOB, people are breaking the law just to hear a record they'll have in 2 months anyway, that's quite pathetic

training your muscles doesn't mean you were insecure with it to begin with... sometimes it's for health reasons, or because somebody just likes the look, but that doesn't mean they dislike themselves if they looked different before, not everything is based off of a beauty standard, also, just because lana doesn't show up in a bikini on an album cover doesn't mean that she feels a certain way about herself... need i remind you that she literally just posted a photo with her breast exposed, so that should tell you how she feels about her body, she is confident, and even if she wasn't, why is it any of our business? you have some really weird/outdated ideas about women and the relationships they have with their bodies/body image

let's predict what we think the tracks off of ocean boulevard will be like, vibe-wise, based off other lana songs! the grants: 13 beaches, white dress, ocean boulevard (orchestral, breezy, confessional) sweet: love song, let me love you like a woman, violets for roses (classical vibes, sweet, nice, themes of settling down, love, family) a&w: off to the races, money power glory, cruel world (experimental, chaotic, angry, bitter, spiteful) candy necklace: bartender, change, cinnamon girl (luscious pianos, possibly vulnerable/confessional) kintsugi: fine china, yosemite, bad disease (very confessional, somber, major "classic" vibes, possibly acoustic-driven) fingertips: blue banisters, bartender (piano-driven, reflects her current sound) paris, texas: thunder demo, buddy's rendezvous, high by the beach? (jazz influences, possibly with electric guitar or rock vibes, possibly orchestral, but breezy) grandfather: ocean boulevard, mariner's, venice bitch (slightly psychedelic, very nautical, introspective) let the light in: buddy's rendezvous (jazz influences, just similar to that track in general) margaret: lust for life? (i get 80s vibes from this track, something with a lot of synths, perhaps a more conventional sound) fishtail: mermaid motel, mariner's apartment complex (experimental, offbeat, very nautical) peppers: brite lites, summer bummer (dark, fun, upbeat, a little strange) taco truck: venice bitch, ocean boulevard (well, it samples venice bitch, but it may be a little more "detached" and breezy)

LIZZY GRANT SAYS... "FORGET ABOUT MILEY CYRUS, AND START THINKING ABOUT HOW TACO TRUCK IS GOING TO BE A GREAT SONG WITH A GREAT SAMPLE!"