Dark Angel

if i lose ANY of my nominated categories i'll delay my album until 2010 & only have it available for streaming for 5 months

BREAKING NEWS! it is being reported that those attending the awards ceremony are becoming very ill, experts are saying it's a new strain of coronavirus by the name of "COVID-FART" a possible source is @May's pandora's box of farts, not sponsored by marina & the diamonds, who is a waitress at the event

if i win lipster of the year everybody attending will receive a free cheeseburger!

the way we're all going to have our hair & dresses torn off before the ceremony even starts because we can't stop fighting & making a scene! lizzy just vibes

IT'S GETTING CRAZY AT THE LIPSTER'S

actually using a photo as yourself for the red carpet look... that's the dedication i like to see

btw the red banner looks like some sort of warning like we're in trouble or something

i ordered 10 chocolate pies & i'm going to eat all of them in one sitting! they're so delicious! i think i'll write a song about it!

do you guys have any song requests? i'm a spellbinding & eclectic performer & songwriter!

don't worry, i don't have covid... i live in the year 2008, & it's covid-19, not covid-08

ME & MY LIZZY GRANT GIRLS!!! @Super Movie @the ocean @Alison by Slowdive

waiting for my lizzy grant girls...

yes! i'd like you all to meet the amazing david kahne! he produced my new album! he's so talented!

AND NOW... HERE TO PERFORM HER NEW ALBUM... SET FOR RELEASE NEXT VALENTINE'S DAY... & EXPECTED TO SELL 10 TRILLION COPIES... THE ONE & ONLY LIZZY GRANT!!! YEW CALL ME LAVENDER! YEW CALL ME SUNSHINE! YEW SAID TAKE IT OOOOOFFF! BAYBEH TAKE IT OFF!

i told ya'll i have 20 million impersonators there can only be one

WHEN A RANDOM TROLL PERFORMS YES TO HEAVEN (CHEMTRAILS TOPANGA FAKE SNIPPET THAT WEBSITE VERSION)

I HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED... HERE IS MY LEWK! i purchased the outfit from a pawn shop (where i also pawned my metal flower earrings in 2005!) the cashier said the outfit actually belonged to jayne mansfield in the 1940s, but i'm starting to think he's lying, because the fabric is ridiciously cheap & it has a faint stench of week-old fermented hot dogs which just so happen to be from my record label "coney island hot dogs"...

i would've invited my boyfriend steven mertens but he's busy mixing & mastering my demo tape

hey... how did you hear "so legit"? i've had the .mp3 file collecting dust in my garageband files... nobody was suppose to hear it...

i'm going back to coney island & i'll be writing crop circles in the sand of the beaches so i can source songwriting inspiration from the aliens

what do you mean there won't be any a-listers? i'm performing & i wrote mermaid motel so i'm automatically beyond the a-list

oh! the chateau marmont! i mentioned that hotel in my song titled "elvis"! i get weird dreams at night that in the year 2018 it will be randomly used in a documentary, how intriguing!

boom...clap...? by charli xcx? i thought she was a waitress, i didn't know she was going to perform...

i've found my way out of that cornfield & now i'm very close by... but i've decided to take a 1-second nap because i'm totally exhausted... i found this really cute resting spot! it reminds me of coney island!

is she? i'm announcing my album titled "nevada" featuring my pulitzer-nominated internationally & intergalactically successful hit singles "kill kill" & "yayo" available on itunes & myspace on valentine's day, 2009