Dark Angel

OMG... i was navigating this cornfield & making progress when all of the sudden a grizzly bear tried to poop on me! i have to run away! he's very angry & he likes to poop on iconic people! hopefully i'll come out of this without a scratch or a speck of poop...

it was me, she discovered my powers & traveled back in time to 2004 & she stabbed me while i was serving coke & fries at the drive-in, she has been transported back to 2022 & will be facing the consequences of her actions

omg... i crashed my motorcycle & now i'm in the middle of this cornfield... hopefully i can find my way out & arrive at the lipster's on time...

i'll be on my way! i've been practicing riding motorcycles so i can arrive at the lipster's awards in chic & lemonade motorcycle heaven-esque style! i've gotta wear my helmet so i don't accidentally bruise my entire face... it's cool to be safe!

i look fucking FIERCE! when i arrive it will be so powerful we'll travel back in time millions of years when the earth still inhabited dinosaurs

well that must've been one of my 20 million impersonators because i haven't even stepped outside my trailer yet...

almost ready... i'm going to serve infinitely expanding universe space & time psychic right between heaven & hell catholic psychedelic synth folk marilyn monroe nancy sinatra burger king realness...

lizzy grant doesn't know the boundaries of time, i've heard the prehistoric animals could faintly hear the sweet, nostalgic sounds of axl rose husband, bentley, gramma (blue ribbon sparkler trailer heaven), & wayamaya in the distance as they roamed pangaea

is this a photo of me in 12 years? why am i wearing a net over my face? the fashion trends of the future are definitely peculiar...

omg i can smell the farts all the way from here & it's so smelly that one of my curls caught on fire

i'm out of the shower & now it's time i get all dolled-up! my look will be inspired by marilyn monroe & being stuck in a hallucinogenic time-warp between 100 b.c, 1965, 2007, & 2100!

@Elle eliminating deluluking

he actually has no chance of winning now, elle has eliminated him because of his attacks & harassment

*EXCLUSIVE INFO FROM SPARKLE JUMP ROPE QUEEN* it appears that our living legend & gif queen, octavia spencer, will be making a guest appearence!

i was told that @Mer aka melania trump was going to show up... we'll have to wait & see... i got tired so now i'm making a quick trip to the gas station for a king-sized cup of coffee

1, 2, make it fun... don't trust anyone... don't worry, i'll be there, it wouldn't be fun without lizzy

2 hours until this shitshow officially begins... i think it's time i start getting ready... bound up the stairs... i'm in the shower...

doing vocal warm-ups for when i perform the entire aka lizzy grant album <3

bored... waiting until it's time to go to the lipster's... oh, sorry about the messy kitchen, i was filming a music video for my new song "coconut & key lime pie"!

why did your stylist quit?

hey! there's me! don't i look good in my midas jacket? i wore it on my album cover!

impossible twerking chicken a lipster's exclusive made out of freshly harvested gifs

THIS IS NASTY

peace vs. super movie