Dark Angel

i'm so glad you all enjoyed the concert i love performing for you guys, now, it's time to take my seat and get some food... the buffet this year went OFF! time to dig in!

encore! encore! taking requests! what do you want to see lizzy grant sing?

The Lipsters Awards Is Proud To Present... Lizzy Grant! Tonight's Setlist: 1. Pin Up Galore 2. Mermaid Motel 3. End of The Night (The Doors Cover) 4. Marilyn 5. Ben 6. Beach Boys 7. Bentley 8. Axl Rose Husband 9. High 10. Kill Kill 11. Strangelove 12. Yayo 13. Vivienne We Hope You Enjoy A Beautiful, Mysterious, Haunting Performance...

HELLO EVERYONE! for the 2024 lipsters... i decided to wear.... leis! soon, i will be putting on a haunting and beautiful concert... get ready for the surf noir performance of a lifetime!

i can already smell potentially venomous farts, armpit sweat, cheap drinks, desperation, and stale hot cheetos.... i need a cigarette...

i'm already here since my motorcycle's REALLY fast... look at all of my fans! i brought my metallic purple sharpie to sign all of the AKA vinyls!

wow, that woman looks suspiciously like me!

when her boyfriend keeps farting do you wanna jump, jump, jump?

you remind me of my good friend and inspiration arthur lynn...

on my way!

the doors is always the vibe you inspired me to bring my everyone knows that lostwave paris hilton hot pink radio so i can blast end of the night and the end by the doors to get into the mysterious, mystical, surf noir mood...

about to start riding my motorcycle to the show! my friends from the trailer park jim and billy upgraded it so now i can go from new jersey to new york city in about 5 minutes! it only takes me about an hour to go from new jersey to california! it's so easy to visit the san diego zoo! i'll be sure NOT to drive through the cornfield so i don't get chased by a bear like i did that one year... but first, let me strike a pose...

wow, joan, you look fantastic! what's your skincare routine?

omg i just stepped outside to get on my motorcycle and i saw you down the street! you look so good!

when lana used to be a gymnast in elementary school but gave up after the age of nine to pursue her passion of video games (she had a minecraft birthday cake, y'know ) throw me 'round like a hot potato

just simply pretending to be a spider and meditating before i get ready to leave

perhaps we should use spongebob liminal space photos for my backdrop at my concert they'd fit the vibe perfectly!

even though this is a screencap, it's still one of my favorite lizzy grant photos, it's just simply perfect

orville peck looks different here!

just spotted @GaboSpaceCowboy galloping by my trailer? omg???

ugh... my hair will not curl, it's okay! all of the attention will be on me, my avant-garde look, and my musical ability... let me just put on a little bit of lip-liner... yes!

getting my hair and make-up ready!

don't worry, i'm going to bring some dramatic shadows and lighting to conceal myself better...

here's the dress i'll be wearing to the lipsters this year...

ahh... GOOD MORNING lanaboards! what a beautiful, warm, breezy spring day it is (not really it's FUCKING COLD OUT) oh, the streamers? i was filming a music video last night for my smash-hit mermaid motel that went diamond the second after it was released... it's very tiring being a cult classic outsider artist myspace david kahne eccentric eclectic oceanic surf noir ICON! anyway... i'm going to have ice cream sandwiches and surf noir pop new york city platinum coney island myspace demos for breakfast!