PerwinkleDreams

Me too sis like 20 pages back I said September to September is what she's gonna do were all psychics

It just makes me laugh some people say "they put playback too loud u can barely hear her" but you can obviously hear her at certain points in this video, she's just choosing not to sing which is weird Idk I saw her in 2014 and found she was much more confident and there was no playback drowning her out or to hide behind, she also seemed VERY comfortable and it was almost 20,000 people in the arena soooo

I wish Lana stopped using the back up dancers and swinging and barely singing over playback I was listening to a recent live show of hers and Jesus it was almost all playback, gave me Britney Spears teas minus the dancing

Didn't Lana say something along the lines of "you deserve to get hurt till you know what you're worth" in motel 6?

This just further promotes my idea that HIADT with strings, drums and bass along with the piano and maybe some light guitar would have been fucking killer I know y'all love the solo piano but I think this way it adds more to the feel of the song rather than leaving it empty and quiet for dramatic effect

LFL: *exists* Fans: ugh LFL was truly her worst era! Can't get any worse! NFR: Hold my matcha infused non alcoholic beer

And then people say Lana will be a good mother even though she treats her album children like garbage lmao I feel bad for Patchouli Ventura Del Rey

The Britney sketch was literally perfect I couldn't have asked for more. Also I'm revoking Rajah and her team's gay cards. Mariah is a legend and thou shall seek knowledge before slandering her. I wish Ru told them they all had to apologize to Mariah a la Alyssa Edwards x Katy Perry.

And the punishment she has put us through will come back to her three times as strong when she realizes no one bought the album because we all downloaded a zip folder when it leaked, and now she can't buy her matcha teas or afford studio time with her favorite producers Threefold law is real ladies, just google it

Same I legit stopped listening to them and the snippets. I honestly just grew tired and bored of them because I overplayed them because Lana ruined the era. I'm just going to download the zip once it leaks. My streams will not be supporting Miss Rey this year after what she's put us through

Oh the instagram fans are so toxic tbh I posted my little speech on Ben's instagram post about how I was disappointed in Lana for telling us on live that the album was finished, that she did two interviews back in September for the singles and album to be released soon, that she teased all these tracks and then just suddenly jumped off the face of the earth Everyone literally @ed me with "you're so fucking disgusting Lana can do whatever she wants I hope you know you're a low life" "stfu you're so rude and childish" "honestly fuck you Lana is a queen you're such a fake fan wanting her to work on your schedule like she owes you something" Like oh, okay that's the logic now? OH I wasn't given the memo okay, so if I worked at an airport I'm just going to argue that I need to work on my schedule even though when I signed up to be a TSA agent I promised I'd work on time. Or I'll become a barista and say "stop stressing me out I'll make your coffee when I feel like I'm ready" like jeez these fans don't realize it's her job and main source of income, the fact that SHE said she was releasing it soon, we didn't even pressure her, she said it herself, and the fact that fans have put millions of dollars into her buying her albums, tickets, merch, plane tickets to see her, shit from her pop up shop, going out to see her at her premiere venues, etc. She doesn't OWE us anything, but if she's a decent human being she'll show the slightest amount of respect for her fans and update us on the album that were about to spend millions on so she can keep enjoying her fucking matcha teas and working with producers she likes

At this point I'm not even listening to anything we have and I honestly forgot that NFR was even an album oop

Hey if Lana retires and starts making a line of hot sauces, I ain't mad at it!

Wow you are SO vain this is so disgusting!!!! I'm reporting you because my feelings are hurt Jk but yeah Lana's fashion sucks without her team

All I'm saying is Lana hasn't sang supported notes with autotune in 7 years, so that's probably why it sounds so foreign to me. UV Lana got breathy, and it just escalated from there, where as these vocals are more high pitched and baby voice like, and no breathy sound. So if it is Lana, these are some old ass autotuned to hell fembot vocals that I'm honestly glad she never released

How am I offended when you're the one who clicked on a thread called "what happened to Lana's looks" just to post about how swallow and vain everyone here is... Quit looking for problems sis

I'm still waiting for the producer to hit me up after messaging him Cause if it is Lana, they autotuned the fuck out of her voice and used an old 2012 unreleased vocal which is honestly a mess and a half...

That she looks extra white and she's barefoot? didn't know the fact that I hate feet and skin that looks like it hasn't seen the sun in years was "vain and shallow" sweetie there's people who call her a puffer fish sword fish hybrid from the nose job that keeps getting pitched up each year from the fact that its an outdated technique called Goldman's technique that was known to lift and look smaller and smaller each year because they almost eradicate the support system from the front of your nose, and the amount of filler she puts into her cheeks that can fill a highway full of potholes. Go fight them. I can talk about Lana's barefeet and sun bleached skin all I want If you don't like it just don't come to this thread, it's that simple. Did you not read the title before coming in? Jesus fucking Christ

I'm glad I'm not the only person who noticed Lana sounds like a 90s Californian saying chyeah

If it is Lana, there's no way it's a 2018/2019 vocalLana hasn't sounded that girly or pitched up since 2012 Unless they REALLY fucked with her vocal and pitched it up, which would make sense as to why it sounds like a fembot impersonator of Lana But again y'all, where did this sample come from? Are we not the people who found out like what toilet paper she used in 2007 but we can't find a sample?

It does sound like Lana, but yeah with the amount of autotune and vocal effects, girl it could be Myah Marie for all we know Stream Britney Jean!

I'm sorry but rap died out for me A LONG time ago with Biggie, Lil Kim, Salt N Pepa, Queen Latifah, Snoop Dogg, Jay Z, etc. I mean, Travis Scott is ok, if you can even call that rap, but it's just not the same and never will be. I understand that all genres are changing, I'm just not a fan of anything mainstream or underground at this point rap wise...

I'm sorry but when you speed up a vocal and put enough autotune on it to call it Siri all while putting effects on the vocal to muddy it up more, it could be fucking Barbra Walters featuring Shakira, Britney and Avril Lavigne and I'd tell you ok Also shes not even credited, nor is the sample from any released songs, so like, wtf? I mean it does sound like Lana circa 2012, but any female who makes their voice airy enough and brings it into a lower tone all while putting on a baby voice can sound like Lana if they really tried and put enough effects, which they did, so I'm still not in 100% beliefs it's Lana, and if it is, well.... Good thing it's not her song