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Knowing her it wasn't even from sex. After yoga class she bought a kale wheatgrass smoothie and stopped by the sperm bank for a jar full to plant in her... Earth? well at least I'd hope that was the case cause her new boyfriend seems like a game hungry cunt

Cherry is amazing tbh I think Heroin, Get Free and Love are definitely my tops from LFL, tho it depends on my mood. I just don't necessarily like TNC cause it doesn't fit into my mood categories It's just Lana talking about obscure references from the tropic of cancer (which in my opinion is too fancy a name for a place like north america lmfao) John and Yoko, and then the chorus is basically just a lyrical reimagining of the plot of Age Of Adaline where the guy waits for Adaline on the park bench where she told him to and then she never ends up meeting him. I don't know if Lana's aware of that or maybe she fell asleep to AOA and then got the song idea

Not Religions line "all I hear is music, like lay lady lay" predicted Tomorrow Never Cames "hey, lady lay d"

Like maybe I'm just a stupid bitch but when I hear collaboration I think new material that two or more people collaborated on not oh I just gave them a song that I thought was cool and they high-fived me

This girl truly is a mess damn... Can't wait for the new Tarantino to feature their "collaboration" aka just a pitched up version of Maha Maha lana found on YouTube like ugh gtfo I'd rather go back to silence and paragraphs about restaurant staff and the moon and uranus in her intestines and Ariana photos. Stop hyping us up Lana

Yeah I've already over played Cinnamon, HTD is also getting a bit old to me. Like Lana damn well knows we don't have control. I'm just sad cause now I'm moving on to listening to In Your Car so it'll probably die out for me soon and then basically half the album is going to feel out of it for me, like it doesn't belong because I know it too well. This happened with LFL snippets and I over listened to them and then the snippet parts felt out of place in the actual songs

I mean, all the singers got pretty boring Gaga stopped caring about fashion and pop and just started acting and singing regular songs Lana stopped caring about glamour and mystery and just started writing poetry and becoming an instagram influencer They just get boring after a while I guess where as back then people would ceate new personas a la David Bowie when things got too predictable ya know

At how fast I snap on lanaboards, I think I'm one of the only ones here who's insanity can fight Lana's Just look at my posts in NFR thread omg that would be the most heated debate ever, plus Lana wouldn't give a fuck telling me anything and I wouldn't give a fuck telling her anything (if she prompted me and I had my own episode)

Oh I definitely would but I would ask her in a nonchalant way like "I hope that the new album is going well" and then she be like "yeah yeah it is" and I'd be like "oh just because everyone thought you were releasing it like you said earlier in the year but I guess things happen out of our control don't they haha" and then she'd probably kick me and spit on me

Yasssssss Still waiting on that Lil Kim feature

That was the best line in both sketches

Elle right now: But seriously why would someone spend money on advertising such a garbage site

My fave songs from this album are still unreleased so I guess if I had to rate em it be: 1. Cinnamon (Before y'all trash me, it reminds me of BAR, and BAR is still my favorite song from LFL, so bite me!) 2. How To Disappear 3. Mariners Apartment Complex 4. Venice Bitch (cue the crying gays for me ranking this song fourth best) 5. In Your Car 6. Hope Is A Dangerous Thing 7. Happiness Is A Butterfly (again, cue the crying gays)

Lana looking at her instagram comments after finally turning them back on

I'm pretty sure when you buy comments you don't get to choose them. That's why all of *removed the name in case they see it*'s comments are like "oh my god! I love this song! This is a song where music is played and it is lovely! Good job on singing!"

I mean it was posted a day ago and they already have more than 1000 likes, plus these are the comments: "her vibe and how her songs flow. and especially the lyrics" "the way that she make elementary screams with her voice." "She looks old money, aristocratic, east coast royalty" I'm not even paraphrasing I literally just copy pasted em at least they got cash to spend on fake likes, followers and comments + the spam bots on their site. Whoever is behind this, they really hate Elle it seems Luckily Lanaboards still is better in every way

I mean I don't necessarily think we would win considering Del Rey Daily mostly consists of banned members and spam bots how we gonna fight robot bitches

Y'all can hate but it'd be her best aesthetic in a while If it were filmed properly

Original concept it started out with her in a rose garden dressed all in white, alternating with flashing VHS imagery of her eating cherries and peaches, her in the arms of a guy in a leather jacket, by the chorus the roses all started to wilt and decay around her, she starts crying black tears that start to destroy how clean her white dress is, the bowl of cherries and peaches start rotting, the guy in the leather jacket let's go of her and walks away, new scene of her by the water at the end of a dock, where she jumps into the ocean, by the second chorus her dressed is entirely ruined, bridge comes in and the ocean scene comes back, this time you can see the polaroids she had jumped in with are all losing their color and sinking, by the end of the song Lana rises out from the water completely dressed in red, the ocean bubbling and the moon bright as can be, Lana in the garden has fallen to her knees, when she raises her head she sees red dress Lana floating above her, Red dress Lana puts her hand out to pick up dirty white dress Lana and they fly away to the moon.

At this point Lana should just release a vegan new age hippie cookbook on how to grow random flowers and eat them, and also make a vlog channel where she shows us her spells and garden and shit. At least it'd be something

It's all good I just don't want a sis getting a warning for not knowing you can't write in a certain color

Yeah they do sound good tbh I love her vocals before they get heavily pitch corrected because the off notes make them sound more haunting and beautiful Mama Lana loves to do it though, just look at Once Upon A Dream trailer version vs final version

The one thing I hate about this video is everyone in the comments is like "are you stupid? This isn't a demo or a rough version it's a live vocal" when in reality if you layer it over the studio you can hear it actually is the final version, just with less pitch correction and vocal effects. You can even hear the flat notes in the beginning, which is the same vocal as the final (minus the flat notes that were fixed) and people have the audacity to say "Lana put a filter over the audio that distorted the pitch" it's like um bitch if she did then the whole instrumental and song would be out of tune, and there's no filter over it whatsoever. I just hate when the Lana gays pretend they know about music when there's people in this fandom who actually do

My PMs are open papa

I trust the CEO of Interscope more than Lana or Ben at this point... Let's email him tbh