honey dew

are there no stans in new orleans????????????? what the fuck

how is no-one livestreaming this i-

i need cinnamon

fellow southern hemisphere gays be on high alert

if it's a surprise release we'll get it first

all these white bread manufactured lana del rey offcuts will NEVER have the range but for some reason they have millions of pinhead stans gassing their fake deep mediocre wannabe dribble and theyre elevated to stardom by teams of crusty old men that saw the treasure trove within the LDR narrative who now race to discover every young attractive girl with a unique name, an iota of singing ability and a youtube channel to satiate the hunger of the masses for reiteration of the exact same pop story every year

You all being delusional thinking it'll be a surprise release. Album has no date because they want to release it along with the poetry book and they're probably trying to find a date to release both things around the same time

why you speaking like you know anything ubasdkafsd,mxcz

let me just say i was the first to suggest it would be a surprise drop and yall paid me DUST

how do yawl plan on listening to the album for the first time ? im gonna blast it in my car and drive down the highway until IYC starts then i'll start bawling and swerve head-on into a freight truck

when we get the tracklist and don't recognise any of the songs because we made up all the titles

A STEVEN KLEIN COVER???? FINALLY SOME BUDGET???????

me ten seconds ago:

- the poetry book is called Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass

- it will be distributed worldwide

ben and lana:

the only things we know for CERTAIN straight from the horse's Juvederm mouth:

- the album is called Norman Fucking Rockwell

- it will be out "later this year"

- sonically, it is a "day-in-the-life", "mood" album; "no bangers", "Laurel Canyon sound", "surf elements", "Red Hot Chili Peppers influence"

- it is largely produced by Jack Antonoff

- there will be 13 tracks

- Mariners Apartment Complex is "the album's first public cut"

- Venice Bitch is "the second single from [her] new album Norman Fucking Rockwell" 

- "Hope" is "expected to make the final cut of the LP"

- How To Disappear is "the last song recorded for [the album]"

- the poetry book is called Violet Bent Backwards Over The Grass

- it will feature prose, like happy and Quiet Waiter-Blue Forever, and haikus

- it will be distributed worldwide

consider everything else speculation at this point, this thread is turning into The Crucible

#HungerStrikeForNormanFuckingRockwell

my mans

say something positive about venice bitch at least once a day to make @ write an essay about it

venice bitch is the best thing since sliced bread

yall literally trash everything this woman does lately look how happy she looks in that photo you fagg-

can she live?? can she fucking live???

if you're not here for her anymore no-one is forcing you to be FOH

no wonder ben hates this place.... the crackheadery

I mean we got 2 Chainz, Jonas Brothers, Solange, Marina, etc.

i am aware ijs pray girlies

pray girlies

i thought we had news....................................................

Also I'd like to apologize for talking so much shit about Hope I bet it's kinda annoying to be so negative about a song and I know there are a lot of people here who like it, but I just despise that song and I think it's the laziest, most boring, most uninspired and messiest piece of work Lana has ever put out, ever. 

 

and you have the right to espouse your deluded opinion

we can still make it to 2000 pages girls! let's discuss each other's bank account details

and this abomination just sprung up in my city ...... what does it mean.......... what does it all mean....