honey dew

the title track is BEGGING to be a red hot chili peppers moment it's called "norman fucking rockwell" . it's about an arty dude with a huge ego like it will absolutely have that cool casual humorous edge. you will get your guitars and drum kit. it's for sure going to be a "fuck you" song

the biggest pipe dream would be:

monday april 8 - press shot from the album cover photoshoot posted [no caption]

tuesday april 9 - lead single announcement, single cover posted

friday april 12 - lead single released, music video posted, beats1 interview with the G.O.A.T. zane fucking lowe

tuesday april 23 - album cover and release date posted

friday may 3 - promo single surprise drop

monday may 6 to friday june 14 - press shots and tracklist posted, magazine covers and interviews released

thursday june 20 - explanation of diabolical album rollout, apologies and thank yous posted

friday june 21 - norman fucking rockwell released

Oh we get it, we're just tired of it. We don't have to like everything she releases.

you’re tired of heartbreaking authentic performance? could not be me

the way she’s singing is so heartbreaking and authentic i’m actually thinking like .. some of you really just dont GET it do you and thats ok there are many mindless pop products for you to enjoy

snippet is incredibly depressing and beautiful. there is a distinct lack of brain cells here. go listen to billie the reductive eyelash

looking at the pre-pre-release thread now is so depressing “I’ve got a good feeling about this era!” nbcncbcmnhowjj92!?!82!ncnbsieke : (

you're big mad, huh?

you stan melanoma and xxxtentacion . go play

Bill E. Eyelash stans are eating good while tolerable people with real depression go hungry ?

So, June 14, said the psychic? That’s our most reliable source now.

what psychic when was this

the most overused words in this thread are definitely "delusional" and "taste"

elizabeth leak your own album challenge

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TT43xbEePq0 i'm quaking 

edit: THIS IS NOT NEW MUSIC LMAOO

it's been 3/29 for a good 9 hours in australia

no album :  ( she did drop a new single but it's just 20 minutes of ambient vaping sounds and homophobic slurs

i think it was @@Terrence Loves Me that said the strings at the end of downhill lullaby sounds like the start of IYC

i agree so i did a little mix, here's a snippet

https://picosong.com/wbSZJ/

lmk if yall want the full thing

if the album drops in may or june we'll get the lead single next month ijs things will start happening sooner than yawl think

i think my antidepressants are starting to work because im thinking more positively about the fact that we have an entire new album i.e. a new tracklist, a new cover, new press shots and new MUSIC that is finished and actually exists

her best songs are often deepcuts and we're going to experience a bunch of them that we don't even know anything about yet

idk about you but that makes my ***** throb

releasing In My Feelings was a hate crime

you know what this is just *egirl voice* the tea sis

also where does yosemite land

i said "reality"

where is the taste

in the image

the definitive ranking

none of you can tell me anything this is just the way it is in terms of reality and things that are true

If she is lagging it, I'm thinking it's that it's really personal to her that she can't let go as easily as she's done before, and if so, that it might have a tremendous capacity to be some real sad girl introspective shit. So maybe she's really trying to enjoy the rest of her thinning days of acting carefree, knowing it'll be real emotional for her to start the rollout? Anything's possible when we don't exactly know what's going on

just whipped up this moodboard out of anger elizabeth where is this world??? where is this colour palette where is the nature where is the spirit????

where is the soul of this record???? why are we getting the same tired shows?? critics are finally praising you where THE FUCK is the sweet tender effortless heart of MAC and VB amongst your backup dancers in neon sneakers doing dua lipa choreography???????? the space i go to when i listen to those songs is in another universe like please stop hanging out with social climbers, lay off the weed, show some love for your craft and give us norman

where is my mazzy star fantasy

where is my mountain woman

where is norman

she could have come out like this:

and performed without her zumba dancers and that fucking green screen and ATE 

where is the vision where is the passion where is nfr???? Alexa play venice bitch

if all of her upcoming shows are just a condensed LATTM set she can KEEP IT keep it

Also, according to a friend who was there, she didn't do West Coast in full - apparently she used it as some sort of interlude/opener for another song which is why it didn't sound like what we're used to in the video x

and your friend didnt livestream? electric chair