West Coast

LANA DEL REY IS BACK Y'ALL TEXT BOOK OF THE SERVE OF 2021

Text Book is the song I had literally no expectations for, but it turned out to be the absolute serve of this triple release.

TEXT BOOK HAS A TEMPO SHIFT COME THRU WEST COAST LITTLE SISTER

I know some of y'all manifested Lana to re-use that fucking selfie for all the singles cover

Omg her farmer era

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I will hold a religious service for Lana and The Moon Phase if nothing happens at 1 pm EST. May the Lord have mercy on their souls.

15 minutes gals and gays

with pitchforks and torches

Omg the dramatics™ today

Imagine if Lana just let that "info" get to leakers/"insiders" just to spite them

The meltdoen if nothing happens

Why do I have a hunch nothing is going to happen

unmanifesting, deprogram, cancel

Me in two hours when Lana wakes up from her long winter's nap to make a cryptic and half-assed post on Instagram that doesn't say much about the album's release information

The standard version of Ultraviolence was only 11 tracks long luv

Inb4 someone comes up with another fake tracklist and somehow integrates something with QFTC

we really should appreciate the dedication and the boldness, coming up with these ugly song titles

Not twitter stans believing Lana would cover a fucking Maroon 5 song

I'm surprised the songs haven't leaked yet tbh

I hope so, because we need to let the 'Cherry Blossom' cult die

I have a hunch the triple release is merely a distraction, because the album isn't coming out on time or as planned.

my reprinting-my-stan-card era

Not me setting myself up for disappointment by expecting a pre-order link, a track list and a new album cover in an hour