LiamViljoen

You want to do WHAT to my tender butthole? ...Well okay if you insist

You guys, you all complain now but someday when UV is out we'll look back at these discussions and laugh. After all... mes chevaux sperme goûts comme la vanille. satin mettre une malédiction sur lui, aussi son trou du cul a des dents.

Oh please you don't have the guts to do something like that ... Allow me!

All volunteers are welcome

How do you do that thing where you edit what people have said? It's fucking hilarious. I want the power

Should I start? M'kay. A horse orgasm usually lasts around 3.64 seconds depending mainly on the width of urethra. If the urethra is narrower than average (as in the case of my horse) then orgasm should take around 0.67 seconds longer. If wider then contact me at LiamViljoen@hornyhorse.com. The more we know!

So... Back to the subject of horse orgasms I suppose?

Do not try to silence me, I am a demon from the deepest regions of satan's anus and I will not be stopped on my quest to destroy this forum.

TAIRE VOUSE VAGIN SALÉ!

mon petit cheval d'orgasmes, ils ne seront jamais si ce n'est notre amour dans le monde humain. notre temps est maintenant, nous allons échapper au soleil couchant, où nos gens vont nous attendre. ne pas lutter contre votre passion mon amour, vous pouvez exécuter si vous devez, mais je vais vivre pour toujours dans votre coeur. exemplaire orgasmically, Claudette xxx

Are we going to get another single before the record comes out?

An orgasm! Really it was great! It was pretty quick though.

Hey guys! My horse just had an orgasm! I'm so proud!

Maybe it's a running theme... ... Like red dresses

Why are you so eager to get banned?

Umm.. Ok that was fun. Sorta Lana? Anything? Anyone got anything to say? No? Ok

She'd probably think it fitting that she has such a melodramatic fan base, not that I'm an exception lol.

Why doesn't lana do an interview with an American journalist so that the American portion of her fan base can be sure everything that was said in the french article was entirely true, it just seems a bit weird she would allow some french guys to hear the whole album and give away some of the track titles on his magazine then completely ignore everyone else desperate for an interview, there's gotta be like two thousand of them in California alone. This game your playing is not fun, Lana

(Sigh) it's not coming for awhile is it?

I heard that Vevo listed all the videos coming out from 28th of April-May 4th and West Coast was one of them? Honey, is that true?

Yes exactly, 11 isn't that much from 12 or 13 or 14, so why not just work hard on 2 or 3 more songs, it's hardly as if she'll instantly be sacrificing quality for quantity.

It's like the rule with horror movies, come the sequels the body count is raised...