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That adorable way that her pussy tastes like pepsi cola...

She says: every morning I gloss the lips of my cunt with pepsi lip gloss.

I don't know wether you've gone on the trip yet but I made a CD for a road trip to Miami and all my friends turned Lana Stan overnight. Million Dollar Man Gods And Monsters Angels Forever Dark Paradise (demo) Smarty Kill Kill Put The Radio On Driving In Cars With Boys You Can Be The Boss Children Of The Bad Revolution Mermaid Motel Oh Say Black Beauty Mississippi South Pawn Shop Blues Brite Lites Velvet Crowbar Trash Magic Come When You Call Me America Your Gonna Love Me Gramma So Legit Dayglo Reflection Queen Of The Gas Station For K

Off To The Races vs Us Against The World

Wow it actually sounds a lot sexier in spanish. Lana, por favor, mi dedo tebder la vagina luego estafa mi vello púbico y se lo comen luego caca en mi lengua y arrancarle las uñas fuera y obligarlos a mi Butthole So classy.

French, those were french lyrics in Carmen. I don't want to sound like a snob or anything, but...yeah, they were french. :derpna: :derpna3:

I'd be happy with them just playing a snippet from Cruel world or ultraviolence tbh. Enough has happened at this point that I'm happy to wait around until the record comes out. Anything that happens before that is just an added treat.

Gods And Monsters vs Ride

Her best record (so far)

Gods & Monsters vs Come When You Call Me America

That sounds hilarious please elaborate...

Wha? What did you mean by all that? Did she sing it? Or is she expected too sometime soon?

Once there was a semen thunderstorm at a public child's birthday party which made all the ladies scream in fear of their fabulous dresses. They drove to the dry cleaners to clean them where there was big purple dildos singing Lana Del Rey songs for Free daddy sex which made the wild roses burst like aggresive moist...

Blue Jeans vs Gods And Monsters

Is june 13th confirmed? I know it's the second week of june but are we sure the 13th? It's on a friday and apparently things like albums usually come out on tuesdays

Oh my god the past three days have been so uneventful that this fake track review is the highlight of my day. Lana please hurry up with this shit. It's getting unbearable.

Kill Kill vs You and me

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VELVET CROWBAR "life is a velvet crowbar, hittin' you over the head... ...my baby's on his eight life darlin' " Lana's "baby" is a cat. All cat's have nine lives, unfortunately this cat is on his eighth life. This is because a small child, referred to as "life" is repeatedly hitting him over the head with a velvet crowbar. "you wanna touch life so hard, why can't you give it a rest?" The cat has attempted and aspires to molest life, explaining life's frequent attacks. Now lana has to watch her cat to make sure it does not escape and try to molest life then subsequently die from the injuries afflicted by life with his velvet crowbar. So to sum up, this is a song about a child molester cat attempting to molest a child who repeatedly thwarts his advances by attacking the cat with a crowbar.

OMG GUYS!!! My horse had an orgasm! All your life you tell yourself to keep your hopes down, because these things don't happen! But then it happens, and you tell yourself how lucky are but you never hear youself say it! Chase your dreams! Reach for the skies! You are all beautiful! And no one will take your flowers away if you have faith and drift through the wind as our lord intended for you to have your inner beauty is the best medicine! Why did it happen to me? Was this always intended, intentions are silent, but there realisations are louder than sound. I... My life has met it's purpose. I love you all

Once there was a semen thunderstorm at a public child's birthday party which made all the ladies scream in fear of their fabulous dresses. They drove to the dry cleaners to clean them where there was big purple dildos singing lana del...

Carmen vs cruel world

I remember last year when Lady gaga was promoting artpop I was at the mall when i saw that they were allowing people to listen to the whole album at the apple store prior to it's release. I didn't go in since I don't listen to her but do they usually do that with albums? Any chance they might with UV?

mte

I guess the lyrics are a little too...umm, basic, for my taste, it's the sort of thing a lana wannabe might write, the tune's ok tho, i suppose, just overall it feels like less of an effort than the other tracks. The demo's good though, i do quite like the demo.