Rorman Nockwell

I feel like this year was worse than usual for lies, both in terms of quality and quantity: 1. Violet on January 4th(?) 2. Cancelled an entire tour because she was "sick" and showed up two days later at Disneyland 3. COCC on September 5th 4. Said the mesh mask had a plastic barrier (don't @ me, because it soooo didn't) 5. Promised to drive safely in an interview last year and then repeatedly drove like an absolute maniac 6. The covers album What did I miss? ETA: oh yeah she said Violet would be $1 and it was like $29.99. Forgiveness because it was for charity, but it's still a lie

I mean it's true that she said it but as for whether it actually happened ...

and we haven't even mentioned half of the more recent lies

This is a thread of broken DREAMS

Okay but she erased an entire generation: What about all these children and all their children's children? What about the children's children? She only cares about the children and the children's children's children.

So so cringe (but not surprising)

I really don't think she wanted us to find out that she broke her arm for whatever the fuck reason

Her primary and secondary residences are not in Malibu, though Anyway I'd deliver her tacos no worries ... no tip needed just gimme COCC She looks like she would break your arm to match hers if you crossed her

Why wouldn't you just get delivery if you had a broken arm? Imagine getting the job of delivering Lala's tacos

She looks really mad lmao

Friendly reminder that no one here takes a blood oath to not complain about her nonsense, and this is the very worst nonsense Letting your fanbase down on Christmas Day is some next level bullshit and there is no excuse for it People are allowed to think it's shitty AND keep stanning

Same really, but with that said, if Billboard or anyone else publishes a snippy article about how she flaked on her fanbase at Christmas, she deserves

I don't like that she's putting her friends and family in every single visual thing ever now. They were on the NFR covers, in the 3-part mv, in the TG/FIILY mv (which was mostly her strutting about down at the docks, but still), in the LMLYLAW and Summertime mvs, and they're all going to be in the COCC mv. Of course it's fine to do that occasionally, but does it have to be everything? It reminds me of how you let your 5-year-old cousin help you with something - you know it's not gonna be perfect because they're 5 but you love them so you let them "help" anyway. I can only hope that COCC, the song, isn't too infused with them. I suppose it bothers me because visual imagery and escape used to be one of the strengths of her art, and it's disappointing that that's gone. You could argue that it's much more personal and therefore better now, but SoC was her best mv ever and used professional actors. It's unlikely that you can get that same standard with Chunk and the Cha Cha Matchas. Furthermore, it's not as if she's using them to portray personal storylines (which would be more acceptable); she's just using them in place of professional actors. It's similar to how she uses Chunk to take all her photos, although at least Chunk is a photographer. Val and Alex, for example, are not actresses.

Well someone got hurt cos per Charlie's story they're all at the ER Watch it be her excuse Obviously I hope that whoever it is is okay, though

It's me your little Boomer bitch ":-)"

This bitch srsly https://www.instagram.com/p/CJO67mZhV1l/?igshid=10avft1trvq6r

She announced COCC as a distraction because this doesn't exist. If it existed, it would make far more sense to drop it and then announce COCC. Yes, I'm thinking that maybe this will even morph into the album after COCC.

Maybe she meant orthodox Christmas on January 7

Ben's comments are already a mess

I've had a few drinks and rn I think this is extremely funny

He's on mod queue because some people decided to be mean-spirited and fake and report his gifs without making any attempt to talk to him first because they're slithering cowards

It's already the 25th here and there's nothing, so unless it's midnight LA time or something ...

What does it MEAN Maybe it's a COCC lyric

I'm pretty confident I won't be wearing any clown dresses but I'm happy to be proven wrong

There's nothing to detect