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It's also why she removed "spelling is fun!" from Me! She knows Lanz doesn't care about spelling or grammar. Sincerely, Lizzie/Lizzy Grant Lana Del Rey/Ray Fuck it! I love you/fuck it i luv you/Fuck it I love you!

I certainly can, and will.

Jack Antonoff called Taylor the "top truest songwriter" on his story. The taste was not found.

Clearly, her tears in the MV are because she'd just seen Chase's new haircut.

The one on the bed is Dolore's cousin, just to clarify. The cover is fine. I read the interview through once at 4:30am so I think I'll refrain from commenting until I read it again later.

Okay but wtf are those Billboard photos? She seriously looks like Dolores Umbridge's American cousin in the first one. And then the one where she's imitating the painting like a fucking tourist at the Louvre except even most tourists would draw the line at wearing a lacy dress with sneakers. I can't. It's traumatic. I'll bitch about the actual interview later.

Yes. Come to the dark side. We have neon.

Lotsa bad stuff can happen at fairs, though. I mean did you watch the last season of Stranger Things? There must be someone here who was in it and they need to give us all the details immediately.

As far as we know, at least part of it was shot at a fair and it also involves a Corvette Stingray. It's just a stab in the dark but I'm going with California.

Fair.

I think your standard is pretty low if that's your way of thinking. It's not unreasonable to expect a 9-minute long video to have some sort of storyline/progression.

Bro, you're srsly gonna get banned if you keep asking ... like ... calm doen. Nobody is allowed to tell you. You'll have to find it yourself.

As far as I know, some people were able to watch it early, and one of those people ripped it. More mess, basically.

I think that's going a bit far, personally (tbf it'd be difficult to top SoC)

The whole thing has leaked, fam

Current shitposting standings are as follows ... 5th - 8th is tight

I am dying at some of sis' insta comments though ... the drags "People actually live in their car for fucks sake Elizabeth" LMAO

It legit looks like an ad for activewear

Everyone stop changing your pfps it's upsetting and confusing @ YOURS is supposed to be b & w and @@ArtDecoDelRey YOURS is supposed to have auburn hair

"When your car is your home" Who does she think she is? Jewel?

What is that crazy bitch on about now? She makes it sound like she's homeless and she's giving Val some flowers for letting her sleep on her couch one night wtf

Yeah the next line is seriously multiple choice at this point: Everyone go tweet Lanz and tell her to put the lyrics up under the mv, please even though she won't.

How embarrassing

What time do we think Lanz will drop the mv for Fuck You I Love It + The Greatest Muscle Beach Baby? Midnight LA time or some rando time? Anyone recall how she usually does it?