Rorman Nockwell

YAY!!!!!!

"To be released in 2020" Bartender voice: HA HA HA HAAAA

SIS post the booklet pls ... does it have thank yous?

Has anyone got the physical CD yet? I wanna read the thank yous 'n' shit in it. If there are any. Actually I don't know if I want to read the thank yous. I'm scared of the thank yous. No, I do.

BARTENDER is amazing you can't fight me cos the thread is closing HA HA HA HAAA

Signin' off bang bang kiss kiss

Is the opening scene of the DT video the same place that riverbank pic was taken?

Yeah and idk why people are sad because it's gonna be the same shitposts, different thread.

YES Larrie 2.0 is back ON I love stanning this bitch; it's like a bad soap opera: Courtney throws shade in her insta comments Chase puts up a story with her song and then deletes it Barrie puts up a photo of himself at a piano taken by her and her dad comments Tune in tomorrow for more Days of our Lanz

Oh maybe my insta is glitching again. It's unfortunate that they're still there ...

On the ice cream truck one ... she seemed to be referring to the dude .. Steve someone? Who knows. Anyway, I hope she deleted them herself and called sis up to discuss, because as messy and entertaining as it is, it'd be a shame for them to have a falling out.

Looks like Courtney deleted her comments ... or Lanz did Here they are for anyone who missed it:

I read this and was like, "oh it'll be typical Courtney shit ..." but uh .... yikes.

I'd rather take the points than have to listen to it, quite honestly.

We stan Larrie 2.0 Unfortunately, Chase is listening to DT on his story and I'm so sad

Bar-t-t-tender is good and that's partially because you can hear actual piano. In Jack's songs, the "piano" sounds more like this:

I don't know if you think you're funny or what ... but you're really not, buddy. You're just trolling at this point. Consider it pressed.

We get it, you think it's great. Good for you. Stop being boring by posting the same statement over and over again challenge, though.

Nope. Sincerely, Shitposter #5

I didn't wanna spoil as it sounded like you hadn't listened, lol

Yes, the general consensus is that California is about Barrie.

How the fuck do people not like Bartender? Lyrically, it's one of the most interesting songs on this album, and the start of the chorus is dramatic and beautiful. I thought this site was full of dramatic bitches so I really don't understand. If I had to pick one NFR song that I thought would fit on Honeymoon, that'd be it. If you @ me I will fight.

Yeah, I understand why she didn't say, "oh yeah I have like 17 insta accounts ...". My point is just you can't 100% believe everything she says; there are many things she isn't going to admit to. Understandably. The NFR/HIAB debate originated here because that LanaDelCzech person gave me a fake tracklist, which I posted, and their explanation as to why HIAB wasn't on it was that NFR and HIAB were the same song. Also, when she said: "Everyone was always making fun of me like 'You're always in front of a car in all of your 7 million of your records!' and I was like 'Watch me get on a boat'" ... I thought "LanaBoreds".

She definitely told several other lies today, but this was the most hilarious one imo: The lie: "Don't you worry .... you're all safe!" https://youtu.be/1I47SqkbLGg?t=105 The truth: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq95Lx9CBos In two hours' time, we can add "releasing the poetry book before the album" to the list of lies.

I do NOT BELIEVE that she didn't know what Reddit was. Really, Lanz? I mean she definitely lied when she said she only has one extra Insta account. She seriously has like five that we know of. And she has at least two Twitter accounts. And don't forget when we had that big argument about Norman Fucking Rockwell the song being Happiness is a Butterfly, and the very next day she dropped the NFR snippet with a "TITLE TRACK" caption ... as if to clear up any confusion. There are too many coincidences and you won't convince me that she doesn't read here. Obviously, she's never going to admit that she does ... "oh yeah I'm on LanaBoreds all the time and those people are freaks"