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Okay, I'm not gonna put this in the "Lies" thread but this is all so sketchy. You could tell from her body language that she didn't really want to talk about it. "We hadn't really spoken all that much yet" but iirc the cover was like a bazillion selfies which is photographic evidence that they obviously had hung out quite a bit. Like, Lanz makes it sound like they hardly knew each other and he just came up with it all out of thin air. I don't think so. Reading between the lines there was true stuff in there she didn't want made public because it made her seem like a "freak" and that's why she says that if it ever comes out she will have to "decipher" it for us (in other words, damage control). ... now I really want to read it.

I made me a post in the middle of the night It'll get me a "like" if I play my cards right Photo or gif? I cannot decide 'Cause I didn't use a spoiler to hide I'm just tryna keep this thread alive With my shitposters, post through the night Shitposters, our thread's alive Posters, remember, it's shitposting time 'Cause you can still post before the deadline And this thread's getting locked at midnight Shit-t-t-posters, shit-t-t-posters, shit-t-t-posters Ha ha ha haaaaa

I agree with @@FallingCherry for once. Can someone please explain the logic of releasing a music video for Doin' Time 3 fucking months after its release and on the same day that you drop an album full of original songs? I mean, I'm not complaining that we're getting one or anything, but the logic was not found.

She didn't want James Franco's book published so now I desperately want it. Leak the book, James!

Are you ... like ... on Reddit?

Because she didn't have a plan, didn't want a plan, and it was fun, and Jack Antonoff is her favourite, and she loves his chords, and the album is called Norman Fucking Rockwell because Jack is so funny, and everyone and everything is blue. Especially Jack. That's it. That's the interview transcript.

Yeah honestly that's pretty cringey, but forgiveness because the rest of the lyrics are good.

Norman Fucking Rockwell Fuck it I love you Venice bitch You fucked me so good that I almost said "I love you" And if I wasn't so fucked up I think I'd fuck you all the time Happiness is a Guttersnipe. Fuck you, I love it.

Yeah IMO if any of the songs are about the Prince of Pasta, it's HIAB: "If he is a serial killer" = if he is a heartbreaker He's a known womaniser who would fuck anything in a skirt. It seems to be about a tumultuous relationship in LA and NYC ... and iirc he commuted between both cities for work.

Wow. I thought you were cool, Bitches. None of her title tracks are truly bad, though. I'm just sick of Born to Die.

Why do something fun tomorrow when you could do it today? Like we could all be dead tomorrow and then those of you who haven't listened will have died never having heard Cinnamon or California.

Wot? No. He's married and she's legit inviting whoever it is to move to California and "hit her up". Plus she basically sings about having ghosted whoever it was, which was Barrie. Plus Barrie was "dark" and being from Scotland he probably hated the heat. It's either about Barrie or Ben Mawson.

Some may find the following musings a bit crackheaded, but there seems to be plenty of that going around, so whatever:

I don't know if this has been mentioned because I'm at work and I don't have time to check every page, but apparently sis will be on a San Diego radio station tomorrow: https://twitter.com/alt949radio/status/1166478019092873217

Damn I posted my "review" in the wrong thread. Don't worry, here it is: So ... I would marry California, have its children, cook its dinner, and wash its clothes. Cinnamon is the hot pool maintenance guy that I'd have an affair with. HTD, meanwhile, is that slimy dude at the bar who hasn't been hot since 1986, only drinks Bud Light, had a receding hairline, flaky scalp, tobacco-stained fingernails and eyelash mites. Don't leave your drink unattended whilst he's around, ladies.

Wrong thread

The CRACK in here today

We are leaving the best song, Heroin, the fuck alone, and slandering Coachella.

I think I'd swap 6 and 7 but otherwise I agree. Songs beginning with C are the best and songs beginning with H were ruined.

Yes, Lanz said she didn't have a plan and it fucking shows. I don't even know how I'd describe the aesthetic ... there are definitely industrial and nautical elements, and then there's random fucking flowers 'n' shit ... as you say, none of it makes sense when you put it all together.

Booklet on this Twitter account https://mobile.twitter.com/DelReyLatest

I agree. I'm feeling pretty controversial so I shall now proceed to make the following unpopular statement: The Greatest is overrated whilst Fuck it I love you is underrated. Two weeks ago I would've laughed at anyone who said that but I'm sayin' it. Put it in your vape and smoke it, ladies. I have a few others but they're about the rest of NFR so I shall refrain from posting 'til it's released so I can fight with everyone and not just the people who listened to the leaks.

That needs to go in the lies thread, along with the fact that she said she'd release the poetry book before the album. Stop letting her use selfies as singles covers, Ben

Yes, it is Churchome but I don't know if it's less problematic. It's similar, just not as famous. Basically, churches like Churchome exist because Hillsong was raking it in, and other people wanted to get in on that. Their stance on the LGBTQI+ community is "undisclosed" - they don't want to talk about it, which imo is not much better than being outright anti. And, as @@Diamond Whore said, there are SO many progressive churches in LA that she could attend, and instead she chooses a celebrity cult church.