Rorman Nockwell

This is my tentative prediction ... but it'll have to be registered soon for that to happen and so far, nothing.

I had a vision

No but I made this

Yeah, it's no doubt why Ben has the demeanour of a fed up school teacher She's holding a fire log ... she's about to light everything the fuck up with Norman Fucking Rockwell, perhaps

I am (quietly) hopeful that she's gonna do something soon ... She liked Ben's re-post of her poetry, Ben's post about BTD, and Ed's re-post of the Doin' Time snippet earlier so clearly they don't all hate each other as we theorised about 200 pages ago, and she's been posting on Twitter and IG a lot more. She tends to do the latter before she's going to announce something, so ... As I said ... I'm a fucking sucker

Because Interscope probably wants her to do promotion and/or a tour and she doesn't want to. That might even be what she means with the "Ah to make art simply for the beauty of it" 'n' shit ... as in, she just wants to make her art and not have to do any of the other shit. Either that, or she just hates us. I feel like Norman Fucking Rockwell lyrics will be much more sarcastic or possibly even angry ... I'd actually love for it to be a really angry song, a la Alanis Morissette's "You Oughta Know", but ... it probably isn't. I wish she'd agree to do an interview with questions from fans. IG live is the closest to that, but people always ask really useless shit and it's so messy. I know she wouldn't answer, "where's NFR?" but I'd love to ask some questions about specific tracks, inspiration, etc ...

I'm torn between hating the paps and really hoping that the paps got a video of her surfing (if that's what she was doing) ... I wanna see how good she is, lol She's probably just a bad bodyboarder, though.

I have nfi but for some reason I thought she lived in Malibu. She has like 17 houses, though, I'm sure. How to Disappear is increasingly appropriate, although, sis has been posting up a storm on IG and Twitter the past few days, which makes me hopeful that she's leading up to something. I'm a sucker, I know.

With a few minor changes, this would've made a better cover for Doin' Time than the actual Doin' Time cover. Fight me.

You're in the yard, I light the fire ...

She's an alcoholic. She is 100% incapable of drinking in moderation, guaranteed. Haha I see it, too.

Well, ummmm ... Things can turn on a dime, can't they?

I mean ... she put a drink emoji

NGL my mind went uh ... a few places when I read that caption ... I will fight any bitch who says it, I swear ... You don't wear makeup to go surfing, obv - she's bareface af. This is what she actually looks like, and she looks great.

I fucking LOVE THAT.

OH MY GOD THE SURF VIBES I'M FUCKING HERE FOR IT https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx5zuQqBnuz/ @@MoreCruelThanYou isn't this more or less your cover idea? Psychic af.

Oh man I watched it like 5 years ago and I don't remember everything, but the log lady had a psychic connection with the log. Overall she was really useless and I think she only gave the detective one good clue in the entire series. Honestly though, if we're likening sis to a Twin Peaks character, she is 100% Audrey Horne. IIRC Audrey was crazy, manipulative, smoked, and liked to fuck much older men, so ...

Oho she meant it to sound past tense. She loves making everyone freak the fuck out. She posts her shit, and then she sits back, lowers her Gucci sunglasses over her gleeful eyes, puts her feet up on a wicker chair and sips her matcha latte whilst gazing at the afternoon sunset. 10 minutes later, she checks her phone and cackles mercilessly at all of us suckers. That's why her phone screen is so fucked up, because she routinely drops it whilst cackling. Evil. I've come to tell you that she's evil.

I had that for dinner with a nice, big glass of tears of frustration.

100% agree. "To Be Human" is over the top. It could've been a really great song but she just tried way too hard with it, imo. Lyrically, I don't find anything deep or inspiring about it. And I always felt that the underlying psychological concept was flawed ... as soon as I watched that psychology video she did, I was worried. I know it's difficult with the pressure from record labels and so forth, but I hope she can get to a place where she can just make music for the joy of it, and fuck what people say. That's when she'll make her best music.

Thanks for covering the fingernails; I had nuthin'. That pic in general though, surely denotes that, rather than asking "who killed Laura Palmer?", we should be asking, "who killed Norman Fucking Rockwell?" Also, never in my life have I seen a fire log in a fucking wrapper. What kind of fuckery is that? I thought it was a gigantic chocolate bar at first glance.

I mean NFR supposedly has surf vibes so mermaids could fit into the equation. Her hair with those highlights is perfect for it, too. BE A MERMAID, SIS. GIVE THE FANS WHAT THEY WANT. ETA: 'K, Jack. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bx3prgspv5b/

It's unhealthy if you emotionally invest in it ... personally I'm just fucking about

Maybe she is going to do some sort of underwater video again. She randomly followed a professional mermaid on IG the other day, too.