Rorman Nockwell

Maybe that's her plan; to traumatise her fanbase so much that we create our own art to ease our suffering.

@@SlowGinFizzzz Can I? Or if you wanna, let us know your username 'cos I wanna RT! I'll leave your username in so she knows you're the awesome bitch who wrote it, if you have no objections.

Honestly I want to screenshot this and send it to her on Twitter. And we can all RT it. ETA: https://twitter.com/LanaDelHaiku/status/1136081170699939840 RT or save and post on your own timeline

Either that or she is trying to write rn and all she can think to write about is matcha lattes, leggings and Hillsong, so she's trying to convince herself and us that it's somehow worthwhile and interesting. I read it when I'd just woken up and couldn't see properly and I thought she was tweeting something about Pearl Jam's Vitalogy and got all excited.

I just woke up and what the FUCK is that tweet

@@movebaby I'm going to have to go with the first one ... there's some damn good hallucinations going on

All good, @FallingCherry. I have far too short of an attention span to keep fighting, and I can agree to disagree. On another, brighter note, sis definitely has been posting a lot more frequently on social media, even if it does include middle-of-the-night rando tweets at ASAP Rocky about poodles. And - get excited - in about 24 hours we'll get some new church pap pics. Some of us try really, really hard, so I appreciate this comment.

I have no idea. I just read somewhere that she did.

Okay but what YOU might interpret as a nasty comment, isn't to someone else. You're from a different country than I am, for example. People from different countries and cultures have different ideas of what's what. People interpret differently. I think the actual nasty comments are so few and far between that they don't warrant someone having a meltdown about them every 25 pages or so. Admittedly, my threshold is pretty high ... I've been part of communities that make this one look like the online equivalent of a nunnery. Additionally (and I can't speak for others), I come to this site to read what people REALLY think. I don't come here to read glossed over Instagram rubbish. I'm not saying that I agree with everything everyone says on this thread, just as I'm sure people read my shit and go, "Fuck, STFU Rorman". But you know ... just scroll on or put people on ignore if they repeatedly piss you off. Like, is complaining about people complaining any better than people complaining? Is it helpful? Because I'm typing a fucking post rn complaining about you complaining about people complaining, and it feels pretty fucking futile, which is why this is the end of it.

Listen, Cherry. If you only want to read all rainbows and lollipop shit, go play in her Instagram comments. Disagreeing with someone else or calling them out for being harsh or whatever is okay, but it's literally all you do. Nobody is forcing you to participate in this thread. Maybe you shouldn't? As I've said before, it just ain't that serious.

Yes she is, Cherry.

Apparently she told someone else "end of summer" a few weeks ago.

There's nothing to read, sis. 'Cept a new poem which I allege is her roasting her mum. http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/10294-lana-to-release-poetry-book-%E2%80%9Cviolet-bent-backwards-over-the-grass%E2%80%9D/page-9

She followed Will Smith on Insta ... don't know much about him but isn't he a Scientologist?

OK first thoughts about the new poem (and I might be wrong af, but ... my initial thoughts): She's roasting her mother. She = Sylvia Plath (makes sense, 'cos she compared herself to her in Hope) Don't take all your secrets alone to your watery grave about lovers and mother ^ she's already told us a SHITLOAD about her lovers, so The secrets you keep will keep you in deep like Father and Amy and brother And all of the people you meet on the street will reiterate lies that she uttered But alas this is a real life - and it's been a real fight just to keep my mind from committing treason. Why you ask? Because she told the towns people I was crazy and the lies they started to believe them Amy = Chuck maybe? Or another relo. And I interpret it as being about when her parents kicked her out and sent her to boarding school, and it sounds like she blames her mum ..."the towns people" = people in her hometown? "Committing treason" would be betraying your own family member, surely. So in other words, she won't tell anyone what a bitch her mum was .. although she just did with this poem, hence: And now that I've gone scorched earth Would standing in front of Mount Rushmore feel like the Great American homecoming I never had? Didn't get to have a normal schooling with homecoming n shit, maybe? Would the magnitude of the scale of the sculpture take the place of the warm embrace I've never known. = never had a good relationship with her mum

Um. There's no NFR news in Vogue. There isn't even an article. Just two poems. One poem isn't new. http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/10758-vogue-italia-by-steven-klein/?p=778426

^ Is that everything inside? NO ARTICLE?! ONE POEM?! KMS if yes Okay ... okay ... Anyway, she looks better in those than in the actual covers. I like the last one best.

Wow, we need to recruit some members from there This hits a little close: "What I'd like to see is Lana getting busy on the typewriter, like she's a 70s self-made novelist cooped up in a big mansion on her own, but slowly going crazy, not being able to tell the difference between herself and the characters she's inventing on the pages."

The main problem, imo, is that they over-'shopped her face. Check out the pics below ... and then try to work out how they ended up with that ^. Baffling.

My unpopular opinion is related. Sis looks better in the set photos from her story, than in the actual shoot:

Not journalling, just high

The fuck?

K, Chase. K.