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I started typing out this big, bitchy comment but I'm just going to say: yes. Yes, it is nice that they're having a good time. *smiles sweetly*

Challenge accepted

Damn, sis. You should comment that. Just kidding. But not really. I should also post my comment.

IKR 'K, sis. 'K. I was gonna reply, "feels like we've been waiting since the 1920s for Norman Fucking Rockwell" but I refrained Also she went to her friend Val's birthday.

I think we concluded that that interview where she mentioned the book was conducted last year and she was talking about this year. If, during this tour, she doesn't introduce MAC/VB/Hope by saying something like, "this next song is from my new record, which is coming soon ..." then I'll be much more suspicious. A comment like that is the most that I'm expecting, though.

Yeah that's me, and the message was about creepy stalker, so I was doing my best to get him to read it.

I saw this poll on Billboard and it was like, "whose new music are you most excited for?" and there were about 10 options ... Halsey, Taylor, Katy, basically EVERYONE except sis ... it made me sooo sad and sooo mad

I think we should form a band called the Cha Cha Matchas (thanks @@LanaFlowers for the idea). We should've thought of this much earlier; she absolutely would've selected the Cha Cha Matchas as her supporting act for the European tour, but nevertheless ... we can still attempt to infiltrate somehow, somewhere ... all we need is an inspired debut single and a manager ... Ben's a bit grumpy, I'd prefer someone more upbeat, personally, but ... It's not difficult to see how we got to 2000 pages with @@vodkaa and me in here ...

Oooh this is tough ... so many songs ... but I'm going to go with Better Man by Pearl Jam. ofc it'd be 90s Random af and not very interesting but my family used to lived beside a pineapple plantation in north Queensland, it was really fucking hot and one time we had this crazy-arse storm and my mum wasn't home, so my sister and I opened up all the doors and windows and blasted Vitalogy and sat smoking, looking out at the hail and the pineapples. So we're all chill 'n' shit and there was this massive CRACK and everything went bright white then red ... and the neighbours later told us they saw lightning hit the TV aerial on our roof ... and everything electrical was fucked ... power plugs melted and shit ... and this happened right at the end of Better Man ... so this song just always reminds me of that afternoon ... Okay ... next letter: P

I'm ... reasonable. PM me your idea + files if you want and I'll take a look

She said she was doing spin classes but I don't think she specified which. That Soul Cycle shit sounds dangerous ... dancing whilst spinning? Gimmicky af. Enjoy the back and/or knee injuries, sis.

Haha, that quote was why I was suspicious ... I see ... thanks.

Wot I Googled it but I'm not sure I get it. Is it a religious spin class?

Nope. They're a liar.

As far as anyone knows, it's all the ones on her website https://lanadelrey.com/live/ plus the Open'er Festival in Poland on July 6. Nothing would surprise me, but it'd be pretty shitty for her to cancel any of them at such late notice (unless there's an emergency). I'd say Malahide is a lock because the support act has been announced.

Fans: "We're sick of your shit and we're unstanning en masse" Sis:

This is her when you tell her you have a matcha gift card: And this is her when you ask for NFR:

I mean it's not too late to make bugged matcha gift baskets, just sayin'

+ if anyone is near the front and has the chance to meet her ASK HER ABOUT IT AND FKN RECORD HER ANSWER

Tell 'em to post the pic. They either post the pic or it's lies.

Okay ... I love a good conspiracy theory, but this is absolute and utter lies. First of all, where's the pic? Pic or it didn't happen. Second of all, "my beloved discography" https://www.instagram.com/p/BBDbzlxFnhE/ Third of all, here she is on April 17, after shopping at L'Agence, in black tights and a white top, and if she was so self-conscious about her roots (which don't look that bad) then why does she purposely tilt her head down in front of the paps? http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/10668-lana-shopping-in-west-hollywood-april-17-2019/ I mean, did anyone see the pics of her at church last week? She gives no fucks about roots, or anything else. I know ... isn't it sad?

Sis has more than $14m, surely. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.goal.com/en-us/amp/news/lana-del-rey-support-net-worth-favourite-football-team/1jxd28z9q2rjg1dyfd1d4dz5ze

I feel like it has a lot to do with the timing, too, though ... it dropped right before summer whereas the other three did not. This is why so many artists are dropping music right now ... summer is the ideal time. I think it has to do with the cut-off date for submission to the Grammys, too, which is September 1st. Basically, if she doesn't drop it by then we are completely and utterly fucked because then she probably won't drop it until next year because of that. She probably doesn't care about the Grammys but I bet Interscope does. That's why, if you're reading, sis ... you should drop it immediately.

Yeah if it weren't for Chase and the fact that that dude's only 22, I'd be pretty suspicious

Tamino is sis' support act for Malahide: https://www.hotpress.com/music/tamino-lana-del-reys-guest-malahide-22775955