Rorman Nockwell

Bunny, let's not pretend that it's standard to drop tracks 9* and 5* months before an album release whilst saying nothing else about it the entire time. It isn't. *and fucking counting

You're right ... a quick analysis of her feed reveals that she's definitely been posting in 3s ... those of us with OCD are very twitchy rn I would hope that the next two posts would be about a new song, but they will probably be something lame, like festival ads. The comments are, of course, spew-worthy.

She ain't postin' nuthin' else. I'm going back to bed.

This. This is what's going on:

Found it!

Damn, I don't have my troll pic on this phone ....

WOW that cheeky bitch's Insta post just now

No, she went to her friend's birthday party, instead. Pics on the Instagram thread. That person is definitely a liar ... they said shit only a 15-year-old kid would say ... Such as, "Lana isn't planning on having kids anymore because 34 is too old for kids" and that she's doing a private concert for them in Prague for only $10k. ETA: oh yeah! And sis changed the lyrics to Bartender because the original lyrics contained a reference to a Black person stealing. That's why NFR is delayed. And they told me, a rando, all this shit because they are her personal friend and she wouldn't mind. LMAO

Christ, they've got problems. Maybe it's actually sis ... so many lies ...

If any of what they said checks out, I'll post more ... but I don't want to start arguments 'n' shit over utter lies, so ... I am leaning towards it all being lies until it is proven otherwise.

I actually somehow completely forgot that she captioned that snippet post, "Norman Fucking Rockwell". For me, that's strong "evidence" (about as much as you'd get from her, anyway) ... and before anyone comes in here all, "OMG YA'LL THINK HIAB IS NFR? HAHAHAHA. LOSERS" ... I realise it's all just speculation.

Definitely; obviously just speculating. But just so we have it all here, here's what she said about the title track: "So the title track is called ‘Norman Fucking Rockwell’ and it’s kind of about this guy who is such a genius artist but he thinks he’s the shit and he knows it and he, like, won’t shut up talking about it. So often I ended up with these creative types or whatever, and you know, they just go on and on about themselves, and I’m like, ‘Yeah, yeah.’ But there’s a little bit of merit to it also. They are so good. I just like the title track so much that I was like, ‘OK, I definitely want the record to also be called that." And these are the lyrics we have: [intro] If you are in town, I’m coming Ah, ah [Post-Chorus] Happiness is a butterfly We should catch it while dancing I lose myself in the music, baby Everyday is a lullaby Try to catch it like lightning I sing it into my music, I'm crazy [Verse] If he's a serial killer then what's the worst That could happen to a girl, who's already hurt? I'm already hurt If he's as bad as they say, then I guess I'm cursed Looking into his eyes, I think he's already hurt He's already hurt [Chorus] I said, don't be a jerk, don't call me a taxi Sitting in your sweatshirt, crying in the backseat Ooh, oh-oh I just wanna dance with you Hollywood and Vine, Black Rabbit down the alley I just wanna hold you tight down the avenue Ooh, oh-oh I just wanna dance with you I just wanna dance With you [Post-Chorus] Happiness is a butterfly Try to catch it like every night It escapes from my hands, into moonlight Everyday is a lullaby I hum it on the phone, like every night And sing it for my babies on the tour life Ah I feel like there'd have to be more to it for it to really fit, but it does relate somewhat to what she describes ... mostly just the verse, though. Idk I'm exhausted rn and I'll probably wake up, look at this post, and be like "WTF?"

As I said, lyrically it fits ... and when those people at Buku shouted, "Happiness is a Butterfly", she replied, "Happiness?" as if she had nfi what they were talking about (although she could've been pretending) but her reaction would also make sense if it wasn't called that.

Lies aside, lyrically, it fits with what she said the title track was about. Are we so stupid that it took us all this time to figure this out? Did she ever confirm that that was called "Happiness is a Butterfly" or we just called it that? LMAO

I grilled them just in case but they haven't managed to tell me a single verifiable detail, of course.

And you know this how? Bring receipts, or just stop spreading misinformation.

Yes, I told them that if that is true there will be a riot

Wot?

Well I'm currently fighting someone on Twitter who apparently knows her personally so I'm asking them .. will let you all know because OF COURSE they're legit. They also say she's never had any enhancements or plastic surgery ETA: I feel so special! They just showed me the TRACKLIST. https://twitter.com/DelCzech/status/1139794984943493121 ETA2: this is all LIES do not get excited.

I just read this: Okay ... so maybe sis is doing something like that ... she changed her birth time to 4:47pm ... 4 + 4 + 7 = 15 ...

Exactly. Lying to create/maintain a persona, and setting up momentum for an album release (which she did, with the release of MAC/VB and Hope) and then killing that momentum by not saying a word about the album for ... 5 months and counting are two completely separate issues.

No no, I'm not saying you shouldn't talk about it or anything (considering the shit I post about that'd be extremely hypocritical, lol) ... just ... that it's not new that she tells lies. She always has. It's not the lies that bother me rn; it's the silence.

Look, she tells lies. Everyone knows she tells lies. Whatever. Frankly, this picture sums up his most famous client's fanbase quite well rn

I can't speak for @@cherriesinthespring but I imagine it's just a misunderstanding, followed by more misunderstandings, it seems. It's all good, fam. <3