Foxglove

the queen of new york city? yall better pray sis never gets her pilots license or everyone is in danger .. license to operate an aircraft propelled by a jet engine is a dangerous thing for a horrible fucking driver like Lana to have - but she might have it

I couldn't have survived this era without you clowns. Actually I'm not even sure I will survive this era as there's no end in sight

Can we get a LDR and Carole King collab on NFR or wot

lol literally a read

i have this weird unsubstantiated feeling that Lana is trying to go full on stoner grunge rock star with messy hair and flannels and idgaf attitude (tho muscle beach baby indicates otherwise so just kill me ). whether or not that's something we'll see is To Be Determined, but if it ever happens... i think we all know by now that Lana's entire personality is an act based on what she thinks is cool right then - so idk if itll ever come off as actually genuine or just a full fledged adult pop star playing dress up with different personas. then the swearing will just be for effect, but not for any actual purpose. praying that im wrong bc i would love to be able to enjoy this album and so far.... eughhhggh

cant find a vid of the full stream but here's the clips on YT i wish i had recorded when she said "i would love to collab with Lana Del Rey" because i literally screamed and punched my boyfriend really hard and he got mad at me. i never thought i would hear MIA say the words "Lana Del Rey", like i still dont really believe it. i think maybe she was trolling lol. but who knows bc the world was subjected to this:

are you skirts and suits? did lana stop hanging out with you and now youre takign revenge on the fans trashing you on the internet?

careful, skirts&suits seems like the type to hold a grudge

ok they are def very different sounds and artists BUT imagine Lana on songs like Freedun, The Turn, Sexodus, Caps Lock, Goals - it would be :illumilana2: :illumilana2: and i still want this:

so MIA was on instagram live yesterday asking fly pirates who she should collab with for MIA6 and she said she would love to collab with Lana Del Rey. idk if it was sarcasm, but that is my dream pairing i never thought i'd hear. like SExodus 2000andever

so do we think there will be any upbeat tracks on NFR bc ive started wondering what exactly Lana pegs as Red hot chili peppers vibes. none of the songs we've got so far give RHCP at all. gotta be some shit we havent heard

Watch Lana drop a track we've already heard , How to Disappear , as lead single and there's literally no songs on the record that havent been teased.

thank you, it actually makes me cry tho lol. this mess of an era has ruined my psychic relationship with LDR. we have all been spat upon and betrayed by this Hillsong going, yoga pants and skechers wearing, matcha guzzling, pathologically lying alt-pop wannabe-but-now-doesnt-wannabe diva, and nothing will ever be the same. I want someone to make a documentary called "Endless Meltdown: The NFR Experience" so we all remember the existential pain we've faced anxiously waiting for Lana to drop measly breadcrumbs about her album. it's like someone ties you up and edges you for 11 months, but it never feels that good, and you never get to cum #NeverForget

hello i am seeking an ice cream ice queen scientist to cryogenic freeze my body and soul until August 16th, is this the right place

ok "next month" whatever waiting for NFR_(2019)-full423847_isthisputaserious.zip before I believe it

Ok cancel azealia all you want but Yung rapunxel and chi chi will still be fire when the next ice age hits and Fantasea II is the rightful soundtrack to the new little mermaid . And no one else had the nerve to call Lana out for what she is

the resurrection of Lanaboards has got me like once NFR comes out, we'll all be laughing telling our grandchildren about remember that one time when Lana hacked Lanaboards , pretended to be a cancer, was "begging" to play Priscilla , personally stoned gays on her vacations to foreign countries, was a zionist, went to Hillsong , got addicted to matcha, and then years later Peppa Pig's debut album finally outpaces Born To Die as longest charting album by a female artist. i stan a Bhad Bhacon Bhitxh with a Bing Bong Zoo

im done x666

Nobody: Lana: hey im releasing my poetry book for $1 Publishers: buy "violence bent backwards over my calves" for only $1 (plus $45.95 shipping and handling, no refunds) Nobody: buys it

banned for constantly being upside down with your impeccable legs in the air

You know.. you're right and I guess this is the problem. I've been able to fully immerse myself in the music through Honeymoon ,maybe even LfL too, but I guess the content just ain't cutting it. I had hope she was saving the best for the record but now we know NFR isnt ever happening. Her four songs haven't touched my soul since like March. I listened to Doin Time like five times and felt it lacked passion. How to Disappear was the last time I felt moved and then.... Sis disappeared. I bet the album sucks and that's why she's not releasing

i took y'all's advice and went outside. i just kept walking with the endless summer sun beating on the back of my neck. sometimes i swear i could hear the sound of piano chords being hit in the distance... a faint melody... the smell of PBR and sweat. it seemed the day lasted for years before the sun began to set. as i was passing under a bridge, a group of bums were gathered by a small trash can fire. they were burning copies of Vogue Italia June 2019 for warmth even though it was sweltering. i was sweating so profusely that i became delirious........ a screeching sound... a car pulls up as my eyes begin to flutter closed. a- a. white.. mustang. next thing i knew, i was strapped in front of a computer with internet access but all websites were blacklisted except for Lanaboards. I'm here again. the album still isn't out. my eyes are held open with those shitty coke spoon necklaces Lana used to sell as merch. i'm praying they break from poor quality soon so i can blink and shut out this horrible computer screen. idk who my captors are because they always wear masks when they come in to force feed me white bread and matcha, but one of them has long blond hair and these weird fitting jeans that are ripped in the front. i swear she may have had bunny ears also, idk, maybe that was part of the mask. i tried to go outside. this is my story. you dont wanna be like me, you dont wanna see all the things i've seen .... im dying............ dying but.... where is the music. key point here

the albums really never coming is it...

I summoned a demon to convince Jacking Antonoff to hand over the wav files, ladies. I have the album, it's 14 tracks including the interlude. I've never heard anything more beautiful. The production is spare but when it goes it goes the fuck off. Doin Time is not on it, there are no features, and Hope has an alternate version with diff lyrics and production. I will send it to anyone for only $666 and a signed copy of your firstborn. DM me your bank account info, thanks!