CmonDownToFL

We aren’t gonna figure out the password but lettuce have fun Let people enjoy things

Wait so is the website still on quarantine

Yeah I’m sure you would

My former crackhead uncle who works at NASA leaked the cover of nfr

My uncle who was a famous crackhead back in the day and now works at Urban Outfitters told me they just received the vinyls & it’s a beautiful shit stain brown color

Can someone make sure this exact post is on my tombstone

Omg miss fluxodite we’ve missed u and you’ve come back with crumpets & tea

The cherry music video leaked already it was just a loop of her dropping her matcha on the floor with the filter and the Minecraft “ooof”

I’m trying to hold back laughter because I’m at work but imagine the site goes back up and the only thing that’s changed is it’s all in neon comic sans

Ok girl not you then but someone else needs to volunteer

Btw with my little to no experience w tech I made it in. Once it opens it’s just a giant coupon for $5 off your first 5 sessions of soul cycle. The password is: matchagurl123x

I’ve said it before & I’ll said it again, someone NEEDS to take one for the team & seduce Win Edwards. He probably doesn’t know anything but it’s worth a fuckin try

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz2--GYnIF7/?igshid=1w1s772sl8qym

I have a theory that makes more sense than it actually dropping. Her managers ask her “why are you so mean to them? You’ve been teasing for months” Lana: “you wanna see why? Let’s test them. Do a mock up on my website & ask for a password” *fast forward to all of us trying to hack into that shit* Lana: see why I won’t give these stinky motherfuckers jack shit?

She hacked it to delete paradise teas, that deranged fan story was true after all

These ladies are trying to figure out the password to the website bc it won’t lwt you in without one and we ate theorizing that it’s because they’re changing the layout and preparing for Normal fucking Roswell

What if they’re just fixing the whole gods & monsters issue snakksmskssj

Guys If the website is locked it has to be for a good reason. Stop going crazy. Stop trying to find a way in, just be patient & in time, someone will hack it and we will have access I bet you thought that sentence was going somewhere else

Did you guys see this yet? Sorry if I’m late https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz6jJSGHYlT/?igshid=5z1ocmkr7mpf

This would make more sense in my opinion

I’d rather die than either of those

It says “not found” Thank god

I thought of this today we’re lucky she even named the al boom

I’m a very forgiving person but I’ll never forgive anyone who said they wanted a Lana & Nicki Minaj collab. The thought instills fear. Some sins can’t be forgiven.

She doesn’t owe you SHIT. If you were dying on the sidewalk and she walked by you, she wouldn’t even owe you a PHONE CALL TO 911. If you were on FIRE she wouldn’t even owe you a cup if her own PISS to put you out. You are so ENTITLED for being excited about new music that she’s been taunting, teasing and trolling us with. GOD BLESS! I will reserve a seat in Hillsong for you