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http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/6791-is-taylor-swift-just-a-big-rip-off-of-lana-del-rey/?p=279899 The difference between LDR & Granny Swift is that LDRs music is like a full course dinner with each plate having a beautifully crafted meal with carefully chosen ingredients to create an original masterpiece whereas Grannae Swish's music is like gross fast food made with recycled ingredients to cater to the mindless masses. Omg I had written this back in September 2015 and now Lana's album trailer shows Lana mixing up "carefully chosen ingredients" to create an original masterpiece. Lana fulfilled my prophecy

Leak "Your Witch" please

LDR#5 REAL AS FUCK TRACK LIST YOLO 1. Boulevard 2. Casanova 3. Love 4. Architecture 5. Elegance 6. Heaven 7. Roundup 8. Subversive 9. Echelon 10. Revolution 11. Revelation 12. Gospel 13. Nostalgia 14. Freedom Bonus Tracks 15. Millenials 16. Chimera Note : This album will have only one word titles. That is the reason that BAR was renamed as Architecture. Album Trivia : 1. Album sound : Cinematic, Lush, Orchestral, Operatic, Space Rock, Retro Future 2. Album themes : Karma, Higher Powers, Cosmic Love, Future, Feminine Forces, Metaphysics, Rebirth, New Age, Spiritual, Transcendental 3. There will be 5 videos other than "Love" from this album. 4. There are 4 features on this album : a) Natasha Khan (Bat for Lashes) b) Lykke Li c) Father John Misty d) Warpaint The Weeknd will not be featured on this album. 5. This album will spiritually rejuvenate you, cosmically heal you and give you multiple eargasms. It will empower you in ways that your mind can't even imagine. It will upgrade your DNA from a basic human being to a higher dimensional being with supernatural powers who from this point on can manifest their own reality. 6. More album trivia will be released soon.

Is there a good quality clip of Blue Jeans at this show?? That key change she did in the bridge sent me straight to heaven I need a HQ audio clip of Blue Jeans atleast. Please HAAAALP meeeee!!!

Breaking news : The album is titled "EROTICA (COOL AS HECK)"

Also did you guys notice how George Michael died so suddenly and mysteriously and that too on Christmas day. It was literally his "Last Christmas". Lana had sampled the melody of "Careless Whisper" in the bridge of "Salvatore". This is soooo fucking eerie and spewky as fuck!!! I'm scared for the ppl who collab with her and whoever she mentions/samples in her songs. Ultraviolence album death : 1. Lou Reed : Brooklyn Baby (He plays guitar while I sing Lou Reed) Honeymoon album deaths : 1. David Bowie : Terrence Loves You (Ground Control to Major Tom) 2. Glenn Frey (Eagles) : God Knows I Tried (Put on that Hotel California) 3. George Michael : Salvatore (Careless Whisper) Upcoming album death : 1. Chuck Berry : Young and in Love (No Particular Place To Go) Unreleased song : 1. Prince : 1949 (Party like its 1999) Collaboration single death : 1. Bobby Womack : Dayglo Reflection

R.I.P Chuck Berry "No Particular Place To Go" by Chuck Berry Cruisin' and playin' the radio With no particular place to go. "Love" by Lana Del Rey Look at you kids with your vintage music Comin' through satellites while cruisin' You get ready, you get all dressed up To go nowhere in particular Once again Lana has predicted a celebrity death thru her lyrics. I really don't know how she does it. Is she the "Grim Reaper" or the "Angel of Death" ?!? This shit is insane...Wonder whose deaths she'll be predicting in her upcoming album. I'm going to pay extra attention this time. Also right before NASA announced about the 7 new planets that had been found her sci-fi space video for LOVE came out. Coincidence? I think not. There's something very peculiar about Lana. Till then the mystery continues....

BURNT NORTON PREDICTIONS Prediction #1 : Lana will shapeshift into her true reptilian form just like how Justin Bieber did in Australia Prediction #2 : Lana will announce that she's retiring from the industry and will only return if Donald Trump is fiyaaaahd Prediction #3 : Lana will perform satanic rituals on stage to fire Trump and will invite fans to join in the rituals. It's a "Bring your own Broomstick Party" AKA "Look at you kids with your Vintage BroomStix" Prediction #4 : Lana will announce that she's gonna release mixtapes of her unreleased songs every month this year. Each mixtape will have 30 songs. Prediction #5 : Lana is collabing with Granny Swift on her upcoming alboom

I would like the album cover to have a celestial theme kinda something like this: "The Celestial Temptress" by yours truly

Yall complaining about the title "Architecture" How would you feel if the album was titled "Cool As Heck"

Imagine Lana's vocals on this song

1. YOUR GORL × 100000000000 2. ANGELS FOREVER 3. SALVATORE 4. FINE CHINA 5. BEST AMERICAN RECORD 6. SAD GIRL

Its Bill Clinton She has mentioned him before in "Trash Magic" as well.

LDR#5 FAKE TRACK LIST #5 1. Melancholia 2. Psychedelia 3. Love 4. Transcendence 5. Epiphany 6. Insatiable 7. Ethereal 8. Serendipity 9. Kismet 10. Meraki 11. Elixir 12. Ingénue 13. Mellifluous 14. Ephemeral 15. Nyctophilia 16. Wanderlust

LDR#5 FAKE TRACK LIST #4 1. PLEASURE & PAIN 2. NASTY TRICKS 3. LOVE 4. SWEET MISERY 5. BREATHIN' ROOM 6. DEVIL'S IN YOUR KISS 7. THE PAST IS GONE 8. DUSK TO DAWN 9. PARTNERS IN CRIME 10. FOOLS & SAGES 11. EVERYBODY'S SIN 12. BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR 13. NINE LIVES 14. MOON STRUCK

Lana's Hex Girl Era coming to snatch yo weaves Hex Girl Lyrics I'm gonna cast a spell on you. You're gonna do what I want you to. Mix it up here in my little bowl, say a few words and you lose control. I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you. I'm gonna put a spell on you. I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you. Put a spell on you! You'll feel the fog as I cloud your mind. You'll get dizzy when I make a sign. You'll wake up in the dead of night, missing me when I'm out of sight. I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you. I'm gonna put a spell on you. I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you. Oh yeah! With this little cobweb potion, you'll fall into dark devotion. If you ever lose affection, I can change your whole direction. I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you. I'm gonna put a spell on you. I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you. We're gonna put a spell on all of you!

LDR#5 FAKE TRACK LIST #3 1. BLUSHING BLUES 2. RAGING REDS 3. GROOVY GREENS 4. MIRACLES 5. SIGNS 6. SYNCHRONICITIES 7. LOVE 8. FAITH 9. DREAMS 10. DEVOTION 11. IMAGINATION 12. REVOLUTION 13. GOLDEN (IN YOUR ARMS) 14. RAPTURE (ME MY LOVE) 15. ENVELOPED (IN YOUR KISS) 16. SHIVERS (DOWN MY SPINE) 17. TINGLING (IN MY FEET) 18. GOOSEBUMPS (ALL OVER) 19. REHEARSAL FOR LIFE 20. DANCE THE BLUES AWAY 21. FRENCH KISSES 22. LA VIE EN ROSE 23. ROMAN ROMANCE 24. MOON RIVER

LDR#5 FAKE TRACK LIST #2 1. Luxury & Glamour 2. Kill Tonite 3. Love 4. Head Turner 5. Shimmering Skies 6. Fantasies Galore 7. Dreamland 8. Doo Wop Dorm 9. Retro Future 10. Chamber of Hearts 11. Cadillac Callback 12. Mercury Rising 13. Fooling Around 14. Stay tuned 15. Until Next Time 16. That's all Folks

I feel like "Love" is a very filtered version of what Lana normally releases. It feels too commercial and less artistic. Even the lyrics seem to lack that certain special Lana flavour. It feels lazy and rushed. I feel like she's regressed with this song. It doesn't feel single worthy. I hope the rest of the album isn't like this single. We know Lana is capable of so much more. Just listen to "Fine China" the lyrics are sooo beautiful, her vocals are angelic af and the melodies are so dreamy. That song transports me into a heavenly state of pure bliss. I need more "Fine China" type songs tbh. It feels like her management forced her to release something more commercial and less artsy. Idk It just lacks that certain Lana flavour that we all love :'(

I wish Lana covers "La Vie En Rose"

Fake YAIL Lyrics by me Reposting here cuz the YAIL thread got deleted #1 YAIL Young and in Love And in Love And in Love Do you remember it was us It was us It was us Wednesday was the day That I saw you in the club (×3) Thursday was the day When you said we shouldn't rush (×3) Friday was the day When we declared our love (×3) #2 YAIL So I waited for the day The day you would give in Give in to all the love That I had saved for you But you never seemed Seemed to understand Or be on the same page as me We were Star Crossed Lovers From another galaxy Truth be told I knew we were getting old Too old to play the games The games of being Young and in Love And in Love And in Love Do you remember it was us It was us It was us...

Yaaas I wrote those lyrics. Awww thank you so much I'm glad you liked them. Hehe I was just trying to channel my inner Elizabeth Woolridge Grant loolz

* MOAR Exclusive YAIL Lyrics * So I waited for the day The day you would give in Give in to all the love That I had saved for you But you never seemed to understand Or be on the same page as me We were Star Crossed Lovers From another galaxy Truth be told I knew we were getting old Too old to play the games The games of being Young and in Love And in Love And in Love Do you remember it was us It was us It was us... http://lanaboards.com/index.php?/topic/8373-new-song-title-registered-young-and-in-love/?p=390293

I demand #JusticeForHarambe Leak Your Gorilla

* Exclusive YAIL Lyrics * Young and in Love Do you remember it was us? (×3) Wednesday was the day that I saw you in the club (×3) Thursday was the day When you said we shouldn't rush (×3) Friday was the day When we declared our love (×3) *MOAR lyrics to be released soon *