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guys what if lana has been holding off on the album for so long because she knows NFR is what some people are literally living for? she knows people are putting off killing themselves because they want to listen to NFR. she also knows that in the months that they are waiting, they may come across other reasons to live or their meds will start kicking in and she wants them to stay alive for as long as possible because she cares about us so much...WHAT A QUEEN

i hate being americun

YES ONE OF MY FAVORITE USERS <3

i cri, no one here gives a shit about her nails. i would be torn if there was no new music but if lana isn't happy releasing music i would want her to retire. and a lot of people feel the same. we care about lana. she frustrates us and we get sick and tired of her shit but saying that we are "dense...shallow, so called fans" is just dumb. the people in this thread are incredibly passionate supporters of lana and have been for years and to call into question whether they are actually supporters and fans or not is silly. sum of y'all act real sanctimonious on here.

this is so well written. you always have the best replies. i definitely don't think this is her personality though. she just looks so lifeless and it gives me second-hand depression looking at her ig posts. she is drinking all these teas and laughing with her best baddies and it looks so fake and it hurts because it feels like she isn't happy. i obviously cant know but thats how i feel when i see it. and sadly i dont think its going away. i dont know whats gonna happen to her. you too, you always write great stuff and this is just absolutely what has been on my mind for months, since lfl. i want her to have a good ending so much but with lust for life and now this, its gonna take something groundbreakingly amazing and im too tired to see another album through ugh im just feeling so heartbroken

this really speaks to me, i just reallyyy like this

GUYS NORMAN ROCKWELL DIED AT 84 YEARS OF AGE. AUGUST 4TH! ITS GONNA BE RELEASED AUGUST 4TH (Europe and most of the rest of the world can ignore this message. you will be receiving the album April 8th).

this decline in active promotion or mentions of the album make me believe this is her last one.

i dont wanna brake any harts but we shouldnt believe what someone says if they aren't interscope. it could possibly come in august. probably not but i dont think we should start assuming this person is correct i really dont think lana cares about it flopping. the momentum is gone. people are tired. i feel like this whole era is like sexting lana but she replies back 6 months later and now your boner is gone. she hasnt done interviews or promotions, seems like she just doesnt give a shit about how many people buy it or how critics and fans rate it, imo

you gays kill me, begging for money in exchange for "info about the album" and then cancelling and saying you won't release any info. he is probably on lanaboards if he is a stan and i've got something to say: YOU ARE CUTEEE AS SHIT!!!!!!!!! IM-

getting our friday night party on!!!!!!!

imagine lana having a real personality

i know a lot of you are pretty skeptical of an album coming in August, and we have all the reason to be, but i do think it is coming then. it just has to. she's been saying small things like "cant wait for you to hear the new album luvs" and posting nfr snippets, she can't hold off any longer. she cant possibly make a lie as big as lying about the album release (tentative) date. she might make some small lies or inconsistencies but it's been too long there is no way she can hold it off any longer there is no way thereisnowaythereisnowaythereisnowaythereisnowaythereisnoway

i cant wait to reminisce about the worm jokes 1000 pages from now

FUCKING MOOD

i actually really like worms and i think we should really consider a lana worm concept

i have a couple problems with this-

tírame como una papa caliente

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Guys, I came up with a very serious theory and I have to present it to you. I'm not trying to make you guys believe it's true... but it is. First of all we have Lana Del Rey. Or Lizzy Grant. Or Sparkle Jump Rope Queen. Or whatever name she decides to have after waking up from her 14 hours of sleep. Young artist who loves to lie, but also makes great music. She was hugely dedicated to her music career up until 2015, when she gave 0 fucks about it and forgot about tours and promotion and blablabla. She then tried to come back to her music but it wasn't the same. Her lanadelreyators are still waiting for her new album, Norman Fucking Rockwell. Now, in the other hand, we have a different person: Cardi B. Young and controversial rapper that became famous in 2017 with her hit "Bodak Yellow" Now here's what I have to say: When people talk about Cardi B's past, before being famous, they say she was a stripper that gained a lot of money and liked to drug men. She debuted in 2015 with her first remix of a song called Boom Boom. See how this all makes sense? Lana Del Rey stopped giving a fuck about her career right when Cardi B, an unknown rapper, made her debut in the hip hop scene... 2015... when Lana Del Grant also implemented HIP HOP BEATS into her music (Honeymoon)... Strange... right? Also it's very weird how Cardi B's pre-fame life sounds just a Lana Del Rey song... drugs... men... money and being a stripper (does anyone remember Tropico?) Another thing: Cardi B isn't Cardi B's real name! She's called Belcalis Almanzar... who else is famous for having different names? That's right: Lana Del Rey. Also Cardi B sounds really tropical. Do you know who once said that she got inspired by tropical friends or whatever for her stage name? You guessed it: Lana Del Ray. My theory (which is true by the way) is that Lana got bored of her sad music career and decided that she wanted to try something new: hip hop. It obviously would be something very shocking for everyone, so she gave us some small hip hop influences on her own album and decided to launch a new career under a different name and a different look. Why does she look so different when she's on her Cardi B costume¿ Don't ask me, ask @lanadelrey on instagram or twitter. While she was on her Cardi B journey, she discovered that hip hop made her really successful, so she tried adding more of these beats onto her next LDR album, Lust For Life, but they sounded cheap as fuck for whatever reason. Beacasue of this she decided to continue as Cardi B and leave Lana Del Rey as a side project. That's why she has released just a few songs so randomly and without any promotion. She also decided to add PROFANITY to her album title (Norman Fucking R*******), and Cardi B is kinda famous for her profanity!!!! My last evidence to convince all of you is this one: have you ever seen Lana del Rey and Cardi B in the same room at the same time? I know I haven't! I know Cardi B (aka lana del rey on disguise) will continue to pretend like she comes from the Bronx and was a stripper, but we know Lana loves to lie! (check out the Lies Lana Has Told Us Thread for proof). I hope yall believe this truth and start considering why Lana has left us!!!!! i'd like to nominate this for lb twitter my thing isn't letting me quote it idk y but i believe it was hanging froot like 1 or 2 pages back

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alright let's take a vote is it: wild one color blue wild on you choose wisely. there will be consequences.

i love this one sooo much. when we were discussing album covers last week someone had made, i dont remember who, that first photo on a cover with no album title or name, just the parental advisory warning and i loved it. this is my favorite photo from that shoot

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truthfully, this is an awesome track. it's different but i honestly love it, no joke. i keep it on repeat sometimes and let it play while I take a nap or stalk this thread.