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It is possible to be in love with an older man at a very young age but one wouldn't share it with the world, that's something you keep secret.

Thank you, I'm looking forward to it.

Hey, Lana's said she reads a lot of self-help books. I only know of one of those she's read ("Think and Grow Rich" by Napoleon Hill). Does anyone know of any more self-help book she's read, what they're supposed to help with and can you tell any improvement over the years? etc. I just think it's interesting she apparently reads so many of those and I'd like to know more about it. xx

Oh, well she obviously had soomething with that record executive, soo...I think it's quite possible.

Well, the whole thing about a Lolita-esque relationship is that the girls is though very young also seductive. According to the book, Lolitas HAVE to be between 9 and 14 years old. Yes, her being 18/19 and him being like 45 is weird but it's very different from her being 12-14. She's so much more aware of what that kind of age difference is seen as and what image she's giving herself. A 12 year old girl (probably) wouldn't be aware of that whole Lolita thing. Yes, she probably did love him but she also loved the idea. What do you mean?

Here: http://www.huffingto...e_b_159346.html Where is the strangest place you've ever performed? Ever written a song? LG: Strangest performance: Alone in a basement for a handsome record executive. Strangest ever written: Back at his office while I was making out with him. Do you think she meant David Kahne?

"Performing in his basement," that sounds so fucking creepy.

Right, I heard that "perform in his basement thing" too. It does make sense even though she's also said that she's been offered chances if she slept with somebody but she never accepted.

Well, I think she said she made out with him. That's what I meant. But that's not really Lolita-esque, that's just a relationship with an older man. She did it because she thought the concept was cool. She even said she started drinking because she thought "the concept was so fucking cool."

Why do you think that?

Yeah, mine cuts off at "What'd god give me a brain for, he knows that I can't u--"

Have all of you listened to those snippets? :/