SweetHenny

Can't wait to delete Doin' Time from the tracklist when the album is released

I actually lowkey don't want anything else to come out before the album drops and hope that it's just pre-order and nothing else tomorrow. We already seem to have heard more than we should have

COME THRU GIRL! ICONIC

The vinyl will be the huge round face of the guy from the cover

Let this thread rest in peace in 30 days. It's the most iconic thing in the Internet now

So JULY 31 2019 is going down in history as the day when the gays finally won

Without ugly logo and the title and without the random man it would have definately been her best cover

It feels like a dream. I'm scared that I'm going to wake up from it. Absolutely unreal

To place How to Disappear in the middle of the album was a CHOICE

So the fist 7 tracks are surf-rock boppy ones while the next 7 are piano ballads What d'ya think?

Lana stans today

CAN YOU JUST COMPREHEND THAT MORE THAN 2000 PAGES OF NOTHING HAVE COME TO A FUCKING END? LE OVER, DONNEE, FAREWELL! I'M SHAKING

The fact that we are getting the song we've already had in our hands for more than 2 years...

Alright, so what is there to listen? We literally have 80% of the album

Not y'all actually thinking we will ever get officially released Yosemite and redone version of BAR. It will be surprising if Lana still remembers these songs' existence

New single The Shape of Fucking Water confirmed!

In this thread In this thread In NFR pre-release We are clowns We go slow we go slow we go so slow We don't move I don't believe, Lana, in the place you take us Makin' us anxious of this fuckin' mess In this thread we are clowns And we'll just never win

OMG, guys, it popped into my head that NFR is just an album and we should not be obesessed about its release all the time and get a life because why should we waste it on this mess, but then i understood that I don't have a life, shook that thought off and started shitposting here as we all do. So the question is, what I'm trying to say WHERE THE FUCK IS THE PRE ORDER?

This era is literally cursed. Like Pirates of Carribean 1st film Black Pearl cursed

I heard the album is now called Fuckman Fucking Fuckwell! and Lana is going to release only one copy for Win Edwards. Is that true?

September 19 is my birthday, hennnies, but even I don't want the album that late. It's coming in the next 33 days. Period

And I am... gay. So what?

The lipsters are WILDIN' and claiming that the pre-order/album is coming in the next 24 hours, pissing themselves, going to die of excitement Lana right now:

SISTREN! CONVENE AND WITNESS THE END OF OUR SUFFERINGS! WE ARE SO CLOSE TO HAVING OUR WILDEST DREAM COME TRUE! YOU GET NFR! YOU GET NFR! WE ARE ALL GETTING NFR!

I try not to get my hopes up, but I've cemented my fucking wig just in case