SweetHenny

I got pregnant while reading this

She looks good. Gays' tears are good for the skin

So was there really a point to resurrect this particular thread back from the dead? Mount Doom is not as full of desperation as this place. But I keep coming back because I love all of you guys shitposting, discussing speculations and dragging Lana's ass

You, guys, really believe this fakest shit? You really never learn, don't ya?

When the rumour about March 29 appeared somewhere in December or November last year I thought that was too far away. God, how foolish I was, how young and full of hope

That's alright. There are so many of them anyway, you can say and express almost anything and any emotion using only them

I hope Miley and Ariana (if they are together with Lana on the set) will strike some sense in our sis about releasing albums properly. But I think that these two pop gals do not even know her songs other than BtD ones or do not care

Come through the Russian language!

So now she's busy shooting the video for the soundtrack collab. If the album was released I would be so excited and thrilled to see it, but now... When will she be busy releasing NFR?

The already international bestseller which documents a heartbreaking and brutal true story "Thousands pages of nothing: the torments of Lanaboards martyrs" soon in bookstores for 1$!

A nightmare. Literally a nightmare.gif Well it's over.jpg Try the chicken.gif How to disappear.mp3 And all the other shit which is posted here daily and really describes what this thread and era are all about

You took the two months thing out of context At the Ireland festival castle concert This puta is a candle in the wind She's bored, she's lying, she's in slumber Kinda girl who's gonna make you wonder Where she's and her album's been You lose your way? Don't take her hand She'll tell you lies about release date once and twice again NFR's too far, not where you are, she has no plan You - Lana stan Lana stan

Well, this fucking poetry book is partly the reason this album is delayed so even if it only costs 1$ I will not order or buy it. I will not even read it. I love Lana (though not really lately because of the whole fuckery), but I can also open a dictionary, take some smart sophisticated words and compose them in a nonsensical order as if to show my rich inner world and complicated thoughts and feelings. If someone likes her poems, I'm happy for you, but it's just not my cup of tea, sorry

Waiting for this album for me now is like waiting for Putin to support gay rights in my country. It's unrealistic af

If she doesn't release a cover/tracklist with pre-oder or a new song in what's left of this summer, we truly lost her. The real Lana would have never betrayed her favourite season like that. She was a summer girl through and through, but in LA it's all the same for her now, apparently. I will not be surprised if she thinks that there's only been a few days (a week max) since her birthday. She deleted the calendar app from her iPhones

We started to stan Halsey now. God help us all in these dark times

Alright, I have COMPLETELY LEGIT info. A friend of my school friend's cousin's friend washes floors in Interscope office and spilled some tea. I will share it with you,guys, though I promised not to tell. Apparently he heard that the album lead single is a collab with Lana's insta-baddies friends called "Matcha Club" which just consists of the sounds of them cruelly laughing and sipping matcha tea. There's also a song "Cleansing" (feat Hillsong Choir) which is about the extermination of the gays from the face of the planet. The silent treatment she gave us during this era was actually a promo and she will later reveal that it was a way to show the world a means of how to make gays suffer. The album will be released on December 25 and will feature a Christmas painting by Norman Rockwell with the inscription "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to Everyone Except Faggots!" I'm not lying, guys, this is 100% true. You may pay me via PayPal for that info, if you want

Here we are getting our hopes up again for nothing. We've reached the new lows. At this point we are dirty beggars, desperately trying to get a single crumb of bread from passers-by and we are truly in the winter of our lives and the fake gay leakers and insiders we meet along the road are our only summers

Can't wait to listen to instant classics "Happiness is a Butterfly - Try to Catch It Like Every Night (Escapes From my Hands Into Moonlight)", "Cinnamon (In My Teeth) - From you Kiss (Violet, Blue, Green, Red to Keep Me Out)" and "In Your Car (In the Backseat) - I'm Your Baby (I'm a Star and I'm Burning Through You)" in 2025! Are we even ready?

"My mother always said that I was a puta"

OPPALENCE! WE. DON'T. OWN. ANYTHING!

Fixed (Lana told me to do this after Hillsong church)

Even if this puta says "Album pre-order tmrw" I still wouldn't believe her until I see it with my own eyes up on all platforms! I absolutely don't trust her now, not a single word of hers

Who is Lana Del Rey?