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I give credit to her with this one. She really tried with the vocals this time and sounded her best in years. BUKU performance could never

OH MY GOD THE ALBUM IS FINALLY ANNOUNCED! "REAL FUCKING CLOWN" IS COMING OCTOBER 31 Featuring hit-singles such as "Circus Bitch", "Pantomime Apartment Complex", "Red Nose Is Good For A Clown Like Me To Have", "Makeup - In My Teeth" and "How to Disappear In the Sewers" (featuring Pennywise) Accompanied by the book of focuses "Monkeys Bent Backwards Over The Arena" The cover is beautiful

I so agree with everyone here who say that Lana needs to go back to indoors performances for the fans. I really like the idea of the new Madonna Madame X Tour with small venues in theatres. It's so intimate and the artist can really sing songs which are not for the GA, but for the actual fans. It's perfect for Lana's type of music especially

I love how you are always setting yourself up for disappointment. I second that . Hope is a dangerous thing for clowns like us to have - but we have it

Yeah, I know it means 2, of course, but it's still not so distinct as simply saying "two months" and can imply a longer period. Especially when it comes to Lana's time perception

But isn't "a couple months" worse than "two months"? It's more vague and could easily mean 3 or even more

BIIIIIITCH PLEASE. COUPLE MONTHS MY ASS

Oh wow! This takes me baaaack to 2015. Good times when albums were actually released

She will soon give people a difficult choice between National Anthem and National Anthem

Cinnamon is THAT bop, but you better relisten to In Your Car a few times and come back when you get everything together

This is not news, this is a distraction for us not to bother her with NFR related questions so that we could leave her for the summer during her shows. This puta knows what she is doing by twisting our minds

She looks soo cute. Queen. Giving me my profile picture realness

Yeah, I can't wait for her to say: "I'm proudly announcing to y'all that my brand new record Norman Fucking Reedus is coming soon. Now let's sing Off to The Races! "

She will literally look like this when she releases NFR and hungry gays will throw money at her, forgetting that she made them suffer for a year

@Vertimus Thank you for this delicious exceptionally hot tea! Drag ha

Well, but Honeymoon pre-order was almost a month before the album release (21 August and September 18). If Lana wants to release the album in August and if we take the most popular option here which is the 16th, she can put NFR up for pre-oder in the middle of July or even closer to the beginning. But she actually always behaves kinda erratically and doesn't usually follow some patterns in the releases (or in life) so we can expect anything from her now

I think we've had enough snippets already. At this point she is practically leaking the album herself part by part. I hope we get only one promo single with the preorder and then the album. The date for this pre order approximately varies between July 2 2019 and July 2 2030

She will probably say "This song "MAC" is from my new record which is coming in a little while/SoOn/in a few months" I'm completely sure she thinks that saying about it coming in 2 moths was enough for us and we are pissing ourselves of happiness

The snippet starts to grow on you after a few re-listenings but these jingles still sound so cheap and God-awfully Disney Channel movie that it ruins everything. But that's a decent soundtrack for the trailer which without it would be completely unwatchable

I feel like I will be dragged for this, but for me most of the unrealeased songs are kinda unlistenable and un-Lana-ish

I think Billy Eyelash is the last person on Earth for Lana to share the details of her album with. The conversation was probably like 10 seconds with Billy hanging on Lana's sleeve, trying to hug her and get a picture Thank u so much ! Jon Snow whooo?

I'm so sorry to be offtopic. Please forgive me. I'm new here, but I've been reading this forum since 2016, ghosting during LFL era and reading this very topic since its creation, but always had some problems creating an actual account. But I'm finally here, I'm shaking and want to die of happines! I just wanted to say that this thread is legendary! I'm so glad to join this cult! And as I've been a guest here for so many years I feel like I know all of you already and YOU ARE ALL ICONIC HILARIOUS LEGENDS AND BEST STANS IN THE WORLD! I already love you all