SweetHenny

Russia came through once again, ladies (But I'm comletely sure they've made this up themselves)

Clowns: She will drop NFR on March 29 Lana:*keeps silent* Clowns: It will be a surprise release for sure *March 29 comes and goes* Clowns: Oh well but she will definately release it before summer, we can feel it Lana:*keeps silent* Clowns: DOIN' TIME IS A SINGLE FROM NFR IT'S COMING Lana: Hope you like the cover Clowns: VOGUE ITALY WILL HAVE AN INTERVIEW AND THE RELEASE DATE OF NFR Lana: Hope you like the new poems printed in Vogue Italy Clowns: BBC LIVE LOUNGE IS PROMO FOR NFR CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR CINNAMON LIVE Lana: I want to sing Doin' time and another random cover How much more can we take?! How much?!

*intensely looking at my stancard with a pair of scissors in my hand*

I'm literally laughing my ass off and crying at the same time. She FUCKED us AGAIN!!!

So we are definately going to be fed, guys, can you believe it? It's been 84 years and now we finally get to recieve. I'm literally crying (Oh false alarm, it's actually cancelled judging by the posts above)

I DIED! MAMA LOOKING GOOOD! OH MY GOOOD

I totally believe she will say this at the concert tomorrow: "Alright, faggots, I'm finally done with this festival tour and hope to never see you again. I've heard you tried to break into my online store the other day, well guess what I've told the password only to my boy Win so he could listen to NFR online all his life, but he promised to never leak it. But I have good news for you: in September I will perform at BBC Live Lounge and will sing all your favourite songs (aka Btd, OTTR and VG) but with Drake, Ed Sheeran and Justin Bieber. Hope you like this "

FUCK THIS (This is my 100th post and it is this deep and thought-out, yes )

The fact that she can say smth about the album like right now but instead she is watching the live broadcast of new PM election ..... girl

@@RormanNockwell Russian hackers work only during US presidential election and a day before Lana's new album drops. I'm not the bitch you're looking for, but I wish I were

121 users are reading this, people are hungry. Crave.mp3

She sent us her nudes and encrypted them with a password. She literally said "Send nudes to you" during VB on the last show. It was a promise not a threat and she DELIVERED

Me staring at the black web-page with the password trying to open it and unravel the secret behind it

The password is "TRUMATIC" and it gives you a code to have a discount for matcha tea

Imagine if her team is just fucking with us and they are now reading this thread laughing their asses off together with Lana

IT'S COMING, GIRLS AND GAYS! (but maybe not really )

Oh y'all still here?

Can Lana at least tweet what the ViNyl CoLoUr of NFR will be so that everyone would shut the fuck up about this?

To think that in reality it turned out to be almost 2 and a half thousand pages (counting) and almost a year of nothing girl I-

If she just released NFR as an EP of 6 songs (MAC, VB, NFR, In Your Car, Cinnamon, How to Disappear) I would die a happy gay. The absolute bare minimum that's what I ask after all of this

WOW! The absence of taste jumped out! You just do not deserve a blessing that is TLY point blank period

Many people here said that NFR may be her last album. At least for a while

Strangely I'm not hyped and not one bit excited about this "coming next month" announcement. My body just cannot have an ounce of trust in her. Pre-order with a date - that's how it's done! I will not fall for the foolery again

I'm so fucking over her and this album. I do not give a rat's ass about it anymore! (which in Lanaboards language 2019 means I will still be in this thread, believing every single rumor and speculation and shitposting daily)

So she didn't say anything at all about the album again? I have to laugh