daphnedinkley

what’s teaAAaaaaa babies the girls are NOT fighting? i’m drunk this thread is hot for what? surely good news? surely we’re getting henry tomorrow? omg i’m gonna be sooo disappointed if there’s no ACTUAL news at the club they played a remix of lana’s version of doin time. surely a sign????9

Pawn Shop Blues vs Money Power Glory

i guess we figured that henry would be a fairly sparse, stripped back song - personally im fine w that because i love nectar of the gods and sirens etc - so insiders calling the song a little boring doesnt surprise me much. what im most intrigued to know is if henry is reflective of the whole album, or is it one of the most stripped back songs on the record?

this thread being hot when it really shouldn't be hot at all oh global warming is so real greta get behind me you were always right........

Hollywood vs Blue Velvet

Wild One vs I Can Fly

Tulsa Jesus Freak vs Wild One

update: we made up no songs today sorry guys

if lana cared about her fans at all she’d know i’m currently fighting with my boyfriend so she’d drop a sweet romantic ballad to encourage me to make up with him if we get something today you’ve got me to thank, i am the sacrificial lamb

you’re probably right! i’m just getting a bad feeling idk why i guess i’m getting the impression that she really doesn’t have any interest in being in the public eye atm and that TRPWS seems to be stagnant in terms of progress. but you’re probs right and i’m probs just misinterpreting a weird vibe

i rebuke this but.... guys why do i lowkey feel like she's gonna cancel these shows..............

this entire thread just made me realise i could NAWWWTTTTT be a celebrity bc what if somebody asks me for a selfie and they take it and i look really ugly in it but it’s on THEIR PHONE so i can’t delete it and they MIGHT UPLOAD IT omfg noooo in that instance im turning into joseph joestar and smashing up cameras i can’t do it

childless milf queen (respectfully)

Black Bathing Suit vs Summer Bummer

Freak Like Me vs Pretty When You Cry

13 Beaches vs Mariner's Apartment Complex

Terrence Loves You vs Black Beauty

tbh….. i kinda do believe it’s scrapped i know radio silence from lana isn’t super unusual but idk we usually get at least or crumb or two idkkkkk

tbh im not even mad about the album being scrapped because i'd rather lana put out something that she's happy with and invested in, im more so mad that i bought tickets to an upcoming show in the hopes of hearing a few new songs but now those new songs of which i speak do not exist oh well! i'm sure it'll still be fun and who knows, maybe she'll mix the setlist up a little this time around

American vs Norman Fucking Rockwell

omg haven’t listened yet but bc everyone hated killah i decided to give that a listen to understand what was so hateable about it and yoooo…… i love it omg why does everyone hate it

im moving house tomorrow so i wont be able to properly listen until the evening this is the most fucked up thing that has ever happened to anybody in the world

i may not be a moderator but i am actually the official lanaboards HR manager its true

very surprised given the aesthetics! not overly mad at it because i’m sure i’ll find it fun, but i do think hearing reviews (like yours!) has tempered my expectations a LOT and thank goodness bc i really was expecting a full on dark industrial pop album! thanks for the info

Hi RIP ivory almond, Hope you're keeping well and enjoying the run up to Spring! Here in the UK it feels like we've been due some sun for quite some time now, and we're finally getting it - I hope the weather is similarly pleasant for you down there in the grave! I'm writing to you today to ask if it would be possible for you to remove the attached post. I would like to make it clear that nobody has pointed this post out to me - I came across it independently. With that in mind, there is no need to point fingers. My reason for asking is that I am sure many of us find the content of the attached post disturbing. I, myself, am currently battling some pretty severe bouts of nausea and have recently developed quite a sensitive stomach; when I came across the attached post, I was instantly overcome with a feeling of sickness. I am keenly aware that many of our LanaBoards colleagues have their own struggles, particularly with mental health; my concern is that your suggestion - one which would not be unusual to Mrs Lana Del Dufrene, and one which she would likely be endeared to should she ever come across it, potentially making it a reality - may worsen symptoms of depression and anxiety in our colleagues, due entirely to its disturbing nature. I am sure you created your post as a joke. But let me be clear: this is no laughing matter. Throughout her career, Lana has included sounds of her vape crackling, her voice mails, conversations with her friends and other extraneous soundbites in her music - I would not put it past her to also include something as intimate and, frankly, unsettling as you suggested. Heed my words: do not encourage her any more than she needs to be. Thank you for your time and attention today. Please feel free to get in touch if you have any questions or concerns you would like to share. Warm regards, daphnedinkley (Head of Wellbeing and Co-Chair of Protection of the Sanctity of Art Deco)