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LanaBalkana

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  1. I’m sorry but do you actually think this came from a record store there’s no way in hell that the date got pushed back but they were like “i guess we don’t have to contact the stores, right?”. No stores will receive the album on the 10th, this is not how any of this works. The albums are dispatched to the stores from the same place that takes orders from the label. Even if the stores didn’t know, that wouldn’t actually make it so they received the album early lmao
  2. I played the first 10 seconds of granddaddy and it was horrific with the tags. I’m glad I did because now I don’t give a single fuck about these leaks. I won’t ruin my experience to stroke some full-of-themselves insider’s ego
  3. Can everyone stop moaning about piano…. We knew about the piano the minute we got prod credits. Go listen to lady gaga or some shit.
  4. Guys this is so sad, it would have been fine if the songs leaked like a week early but this is almost a month ahead of schedule.
  5. Let’s just hope marina stays put, but I fear she may feel inspired to release a charlie xcx diss track
  6. Alex, darling, you should be staying backstage for this one. Sorry xx
  7. Oh imagine if they changed the date so she could actually have the surprise release she’s always wanted lmao
  8. How would you like this tour to be called? The Ocean Boulevard Tour sounds okay but I always loved more original names. I love the names for the Endless Summer Tour and the LA to the Moon Tour. “A Tour Under Ocean Boulevard”, “The Grants Tour” or “Taco Tour x LDR” for example
  9. You can avoid it pretty easily. The thread will be filled with hidden messages/spoilers so if you want to save yourself for the 24th, you better not read people’s thoughts.
  10. Out of all the samples that’s my fav so far (after queen angelina ofc) so I’m super excited about P,T. I know it will make me cry
  11. The billboard interview was a bit boring but the photos are amazing. Who knew I needed a Lana photoshoot in the back of a hearse
  12. I am not religious in the slightest and I would occasionally go to church myself. It’s interesting to explore religion sociologically + it’s quite pleasant if you come across a good priest and the building is historical and has a good choir.
  13. I haven’t done a proper analysis of TJF but reading the lyrics again now, I get the impression that she wanted to see the same devotion from Sean that he gave God/Jesus/Christianity. The line that I quoted earlier to me sounds like a plea from someone not really romantically satisfied and not feeling like a priority in this relationship. Find your back to my bed again/sing my like a Bible Hymn is basically her saying “please devote the same attention to me as you do to your religion”. She’s basically telling him that his religion shouldn’t come in the way and that he can still be “close to Jesus” and still show her a good time and not be sinful - hence the line we’ll be white hot forever amen if I had to make a guess about their relationship (I really don’t like looking through people’s bedsheets tbf), he was a proper conservative Christian and them not being married and stuff came in the way of their romantic life. This is what I get from the song and I could be totally wrong. I guess people hear what they want to hear. and of course I mean no offence to you @American Bottom and @honeymoon is alive, please don’t take this the wrong way at all we went a bit offtopic, mods please don’t strike us. I’m manifesting some news next week
  14. I don’t think Lana is religious. Yes she’s going to church and she is Christian but that doesn’t mean she’s religious. She has always been exploring religion in her songs from a philosophical perspective. She has many “blasphemous” lyrics: God’s dead, I said, “Baby, that’s alright with me” or When I’m down on my knees you’re how I pray
  15. You missed that twitter accounts are constantly making shit up and saying it’s from Lanaboards.
  16. Twitter even more delulu than we are. Probably they just saw someone’s unhinged manifestation here and they preach it as gospel now
  17. Chemistry: for turning sadness into gold Economics: for creating the vinyl and taco truck economy Medicine: for curing everyone’s acne mathematics: for figuring out how to get streaming numbers into the billions with just a typewriter and 18-hour naps Peace: for making putin kill himself after she says to him that she called his mother and told her he’s fucking up big time
  18. hear me on this: once Tunnel gets recognised by everyone as the best album ever and gets the long awaited grammy, and then she gets an Oscar after Candy Necklace becomes the theme song of the new Willy Wonka movie, she should just rework Behind the Iron Gates and get a Nobel Prize for literature while she’s at it.
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