LanaBalkana

Guys, I’m dying

Fuck that got me excited… I looovelovelove

just imagine the sad wordy bop that she could turn this into

well now I want Lana to sing over a Chopin sample

Miss Worldwide

hun, on these eastern european tacos we’d be putting dill

The end-of-winter depression is hitting me hard plus I’m angry. For those who have heard the leaks, which songs would make me bawl my eyes out and scream I need this album now

They couldn’t hear the rest of the song because munching peanuts muffled their hearing

Use spoilers gurll…

Okay I defended your right to an opinion once, but this is getting tired and repetitive already. We get that you don’t like it. Please move on to other artists. Once again, there’s nothing wrong with that. But your positioning in this forum is obviously annoying a lot of members and I don’t see the point of causing fights. There are countless of artists that make bad bitch pop records. Go listen to beyonce or whatever

I don’t even think her insta post is meant as a snub at critics…

Guys I somehow feel like we will be getting visuals on release day. What song are you manifesting to be the release day single and get a video? I think a trio like NRF would be perfect and she could choose three super different songs to tell the entire story of the album. The Grants, Paris TX, fishtail for example

Come on I know you like Little giiiirls

What the fuck even is GLITCH pop ..

I wonder if she rerleases AKA how would the critics view it

Actually for sales it’s a good strategy. The GP doesn’t necessarily care for the scores of reviews themselves. The article with the review will pop on your mother’s facebook feed and she’ll be like oh I actually didn’t know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blv, lemme check it out. It’s just another form of promo and getting the news out there.

the audacity …

someone tell biden that this is a subsidiary of sputnik.ru so we get them sanctioned and blocked

And we will prove that bullying works

Honestly that is iconic behaviour and we stan

They should have thrown away the key until they committed to at least 90/100

Let’s not forget that the only time critics got Lana right was NFR. Cocc and BB (and to a lesser extent LFL) were heavily overrated while HM was tanked. I would have loved for OB to receive critical acclaim but it is what it is.

ROSEMEAD EXCLUSIVE BABY 6/5

Thanks a lot!

Which reviewers carry the biggest weight in the metacritic aggregate?