LanaBalkana

So what’s the opening line of the album? I want to rank them

Meanwhile some gays be like: piano is cancer, leak the twerk bops

Does she copy the text or melody of WFL?

I’m sorry but do you actually think this came from a record store there’s no way in hell that the date got pushed back but they were like “i guess we don’t have to contact the stores, right?”. No stores will receive the album on the 10th, this is not how any of this works. The albums are dispatched to the stores from the same place that takes orders from the label. Even if the stores didn’t know, that wouldn’t actually make it so they received the album early lmao

I played the first 10 seconds of granddaddy and it was horrific with the tags. I’m glad I did because now I don’t give a single fuck about these leaks. I won’t ruin my experience to stroke some full-of-themselves insider’s ego

Can everyone stop moaning about piano…. We knew about the piano the minute we got prod credits. Go listen to lady gaga or some shit.

Omg which one lol

I hope she randomly releases it on Friday just to spite the leakers

Guys this is so sad, it would have been fine if the songs leaked like a week early but this is almost a month ahead of schedule.

Let’s just hope marina stays put, but I fear she may feel inspired to release a charlie xcx diss track

Alex, darling, you should be staying backstage for this one. Sorry xx

Oh imagine if they changed the date so she could actually have the surprise release she’s always wanted lmao

How would you like this tour to be called? The Ocean Boulevard Tour sounds okay but I always loved more original names. I love the names for the Endless Summer Tour and the LA to the Moon Tour. “A Tour Under Ocean Boulevard”, “The Grants Tour” or “Taco Tour x LDR” for example

You can avoid it pretty easily. The thread will be filled with hidden messages/spoilers so if you want to save yourself for the 24th, you better not read people’s thoughts.

Out of all the samples that’s my fav so far (after queen angelina ofc) so I’m super excited about P,T. I know it will make me cry

@Kintsugilove, we need you hope you’re doing okay

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Honestly, this is iconic behaviour, love her

I am not religious in the slightest and I would occasionally go to church myself. It’s interesting to explore religion sociologically + it’s quite pleasant if you come across a good priest and the building is historical and has a good choir.

I haven’t done a proper analysis of TJF but reading the lyrics again now, I get the impression that she wanted to see the same devotion from Sean that he gave God/Jesus/Christianity. The line that I quoted earlier to me sounds like a plea from someone not really romantically satisfied and not feeling like a priority in this relationship. Find your back to my bed again/sing my like a Bible Hymn is basically her saying “please devote the same attention to me as you do to your religion”. She’s basically telling him that his religion shouldn’t come in the way and that he can still be “close to Jesus” and still show her a good time and not be sinful - hence the line we’ll be white hot forever amen if I had to make a guess about their relationship (I really don’t like looking through people’s bedsheets tbf), he was a proper conservative Christian and them not being married and stuff came in the way of their romantic life. This is what I get from the song and I could be totally wrong. I guess people hear what they want to hear. and of course I mean no offence to you @American Bottom and @honeymoon is alive, please don’t take this the wrong way at all we went a bit offtopic, mods please don’t strike us. I’m manifesting some news next week

How’s Find your way back to my bed again/Sing me like a Bible Hymn for you?

I don’t think Lana is religious. Yes she’s going to church and she is Christian but that doesn’t mean she’s religious. She has always been exploring religion in her songs from a philosophical perspective. She has many “blasphemous” lyrics: God’s dead, I said, “Baby, that’s alright with me” or When I’m down on my knees you’re how I pray

You missed that twitter accounts are constantly making shit up and saying it’s from Lanaboards.

Twitter even more delulu than we are. Probably they just saw someone’s unhinged manifestation here and they preach it as gospel now