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Last time we were saying this, it suddenly became more than two months

Literally what I thought

I don’t think this post has anything to do with a next single, music video or whatever.

I wish but no

She’ll just repeat the title twice and call it a day

It’s all very americana so on brand!

Now we have to determine what type of fish. I vote for seabass

A fucking fish of course

Literally nothing

What’s the news on that?

Thank you, you just discovered marketing under capitalism

Preach! Let’s send EoL some love

I’m really mad now because some random Italians will be dragged because y’all are delusional. Neither the page nor Lana ever promised or suggested anything other than what we received.

It looks cool and I like it! Good job Empire of Lounge! Fuck the New York Post

That’s all on you

I am right about all else too luv

prob they will reupload it once they fix the cropping. guys I don’t know why you are so disappointed, it’s us who hyped this article in the first place. This is a random instagram page with 6k followers that it’s probably just acting as a fan account rather than a real magazine. I think Lana was making a cheeky comment that was not necessarily mean. I don’t even think she was aware of that article. It’s just something someone does for fun. Can we please not drag them for daring to have a hobby?

Lana would be more proud of Empire of Lounge for wreaking havoc and causing meltdowns among LB for delaying a 10-slide insta-article by half an hour

Guys pls don’t spam the random insta magazine that’s probably run by a single high-schooler as their grad project

Go to sleep hun, there’s not going to be an article

It’s 10am on the 26th in Italy

Nah cuz for me it says “happening now”

When the article tomorrow is just a QFTC pt. 2 letter

Okay I just realised that I need her to record a show at the Royal Albert Hall with TLSP as support act taco lorry

She’s just pronouncing it in a bri’ish accent. LONDON SHOW CONFIRMED LUVS