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Okay but he served better stuff than whatever the fuck she's giving us these days which is:

Starting with 13 Beaches and closing with Get Free is the only logical way. 👏🏼 I'm glad I wasn’t the only one who thought so.

I think the album is great how it is (although it flows much better with a rearranged tracklist). However, I cannot deny that a moody witch-themed album would have been more up most people's alley (me included). Lust for Life being butchered was probably the biggest crime committed.

Yeah. It's the one they later edited to Pawn Shop Blues.

So, I've seen a bunch of people hating on this album and I'm interested in seeing how people would improve it. This is what I came up with: Personally, I enjoyed the Dystopian Hollywood theme of it but I think it could have benefited from a shorter tracklist with stronger outtakes and better versions of certain songs. I tried to focus on a dark witchy theme. BEST AMERICAN RECORD (STANDARD) 13 Beaches Lust for Life - Demo 1 Heroin Cherry Serene Queen White Mustang Best American Record Yosemite When the World Was At War Change God Bless America Young & In Love Get Free Singles: Love (b/w Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind) Best American Record (b/w Yosemite) Cherry (b/w Lust for Life) 13 Beaches (b/w Get Free) Music Videos: Love Best American Record Cherry Lust for Life (the one directed by Chuck) 13 Beaches / Get Free Instead of putting all the collabs on the actual album, I would have saved them for a collab EP: STARGIRL - EP: Stargirl, Part 2 (feat. The Weeknd) Summer Bummer (feat. A$AP Rocky & Playboi Carti) Groupie Love (feat. A$AP Rocky) Lust for Life - Remix (feat. The Weeknd) Wild One (feat. Marina) Tomorrow Never Came (feat. Sean Ono Lennon) Beautiful People, Beautiful Problems (feat. Stevie Nicks) BEST AMERICAN RECORD (DELUXE) Disc 1: Best American Record - Expanded 13 Beaches Lust for Life - Demo 1 Heroin Cherry Serene Queen In My Feelings (Bonus Track) White Mustang Best American Record Yosemite When the World Was At War Change God Bless America Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind (Bonus Track) Young & In Love Roses Bloom for You (Bonus Tracks) Get Free Disc 2: Stargirl - EP Stargirl, Part 2 (feat. The Weeknd) Summer Bummer (feat. A$AP Rocky & Playboi Carti) Groupie Love (feat. A$AP Rocky) Lust for Life - Remix (feat. The Weeknd) Wild One (feat. Marina) Tomorrow Never Came (feat. Sean Ono Lennon) Beautiful People, Beautiful Problems (feat. Stevie Nicks)

CHEMTRAILS OVER THE COUNTRY CLUB White Dress Chemtrails Over the Country Club Let Me Love You Like a Woman Wild at Heart Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Wanderlust Tulsa Jesus Freak White Hot Forever Breaking Up Slowly Dark But Just a Game Yosemite For Free Dance Till We Die BLUE BANISTERS ARCADIA Text Book Wildflower Wildfire Thunder Nectar of the Gods If You Lie Down With Me Dealer Black Bathing Suit Interlude - The Trio Blue Banisters Beautiful Violets for Roses Living Legend Cherry Blossom Sweet Carolina Arcadia So, the concept behind this is to split the album into two halves. The first symbolizes the angry phase, reflecting on the painful youth and past relationships. The second half symbolizes healing with the help of friends and your chosen family and ultimately reaching Arcadia. Arcadia symbolizes self-love and thus making peace with oneself.

Please…that is literally just the same new album euphoria.

Lana going back into that soundscape would be a dream. Kinda Outta Luck Caught You Boy Us Against the World Dangerous Girl Meet Me in the Pale Moonlight You Can Be the Boss Every Man Has His Wish Hollywood's Dead TV in Black & White Back to tha Basics Never Let Me Go Queen of Disaster Take Me to Paris Prom Song Driving in Cars with Boys What an album…

Agreed. It’s no coincidence that every time she collaborated with someone new, she created some of her best work. What makes BTD and UV so good and so special was that by the time they got to the production, the songs were already somewhat finished and they could focus on sewing them together to the cohesive, yet individually distinguishable masterpieces they were. She said herself that Dan A. reignited the flame inside of her. Before UV she was already somewhat burnt out after non-stop recording music for 3-4 years straight. I personally believe that right now would be the perfect time to release some actual unreleased songs mixtapes. Her unreleased catalogue is going viral and we know some of her favourite tracks are in there. She wouldn’t even need to try to fit them into a new album which always feels somewhat inauthentic and out of place.

Same. It feels too much like a mixtape, especially knowing that many of the songs don’t come from the same time frame the others were written in. Lana's albums are always a reflection of her mood at a certain time and reflective of her current state of mind. A mixtape album with such old songs CANNOT be a cohesive body of work unless you entirely rework the old material somehow. Still waiting for a live performance of Bel Air.

Am I the only one who still thinks Blue Banisters is such an underwhelming album title? ARCADIA was right there, Lana.

AJayll enjoying 3 out of my top 4 My rank has been approved.

No. If she keeps going into that direction with every song being forgettable I will just stop caring for her in general honestly. I will not and have never been the type of fan that will force himself to like anything because it’s an album/song by my fave artist. I think that is a very shitty approach. After all, we are the ones that pay for her music. If she doesn’t feel like putting effort into her music, I will not feel like putting money in her pocket. It’s as simple as that.

I love Black Beauty and HATE Guns and Roses. I don’t hate VfR but don’t care for it either.

ARCADIA Text Book Arcadia Chemtrails Over the Country Club Wild at Heart Black Bathing Suit White Hot Forever If You Lie Down With Me Yes to Heaven Fine China - Dan A Mix Thunder Breaking Up Slowly Dealer Dark But Just a Game Wildflower Wildfire White Dress Album of the Millenium

Edit: I‘m an idiot and accidentally posted it in the wrong thread ugh.

Cause while lyrically it might have some meaning to it, it’s a boring and tuneless song.

If you love me, you‘ll love me cause I‘m a clown…a clown at heart.

The only song on the album next to BBS, Dealer & Thunder that has anything going on. That’s because she changes the songs that didn’t need it and didn’t change the songs that needed it.

Imagine eliminating Text God…but keeping Fillers for Roses.

The songs from her last three albums are almost indistinguishable from another. What I loved about Lana was that she somewhat changed up the sound with every album. Now, she seems plain lazy and uninspired even going as far as reusing some lame outtakes that have already leaked instead of going for an Anthology album like she teased. I'm just sick of country/folk. It has always been my least favorite genre. I don’t listen to Lana Del Rey for her vocals cause lbr they are not that great. I liked the interplay between her catchy and sad melodies and the cinematic production that is now gone. It makes me mad I have to sit through three albums that sound like they were all recorded in the same session. Y’all can’t tell me it doesn’t bore you at least a BIT. Well in that case, I will have to burn my stan card cause her recent output is really not good.

Fine China, Yes to Heaven & I Can Fly are straight up better than NOTG, LL & CB. I'm glad she didn’t waste them on this album though. The album is a 3/10 for me. Her second worst after COTCC.

Ultraviolence Born to Die Paradise Lust for Life NFR! Honeymoon Blue Banisters Chemtrails I hate Folk-Lana to a god damn passion. I wish she would go back to proper production and leave the moaning over a piano era behind.

Am I the only one who doesn’t see this as a "proper" album but rather an EP with some unreleased/old songs stacked onto it? It feels even less inspired than COTCC. Anyway…my faves are probably: Thunder, Text Book & Black Bathing Suit. The rest is somewhat forgettable imo.

Nevermind...I just realized it's the titles from "The Profile" Lock this thread, please.