Crazy Husband Thief

Poor you.

A mix of her two worst albums…good lord!

You really want her to abandon her fanbase with these Joanne-Cheek to Cheek self-destructive releases, huh?

Well stop manifesting crap!

Jack Country …I‘m out. I thought we were over this crap after Chemtrails and Blue Banisters. Enough with the vanity projects, Lana! Feed your fans some bops!

This is the root of the problem. Her and her fanbase have gaslit everyone into believing she's funny and relatable cause every picture/video/soundbite of hers gets turned into a meme and they pretend she's some kind of comedic genius (she's nothing of the sort). Ddddd this twinning moment

They take after their mother.

You most definitely are! They did that "Oh no oh no oh no no no no no" song that went viral on pretty much every social media platform.

Spill! So tired of these boring songs…

Iconic

I can’t. Country is my worst nightmare. I‘m literally having a mental b right now… Please let this be for the AS&C album. I was planning to skip that one anyway.

Omg this is nightmare material. Luke Bryant, Carrie Underwood, Tim McGraw, Rascal Flats 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮 Luke Lard. This will be her racist manifesto album.

We‘ve had NFR, Chemtrails, Blue Banisters & OB in a row. All of those are folky and stripped down. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

I‘d be fine if there was at least a drum track anywhere. Pleek Lana, Bopna stans are starving! Don’t let us die!

You know exactly what I mean, don’t act dumb. Cumtrails had that folky/country vibe.

the only way she could save me from

Please let this be an orphan single or for a side project. I can’t take another shitty country album! 😭😭😭

Lana talks about how she took a foot bath in the chocolate fountain at a party. Oh, writin' in blood on my walls and shit

Both of you fucked this up even more. The game works like this: Post 1: Wrong interpretation of the line above Next line from a Lana song to interpret Post 2: Wrong interpretation of the line above Next line from a Lana song to interpret I will now choose a line from a Lana song for anyone to interpret. The next person will interpret it and then choose the next line. "Oh, writin' in blood on my walls and shit"

This is not how the game works 😅

She's singing from the perspective of her feces that wouldn’t get out when she was constipated. "My cherries and wine, rosemary and thyme and all of my peaches"

I was excited for this and I enjoy quite a large bunch of Ari's music but this is just straight up garbage. How many more 90s house tracks will we have to endure before the pop girls abandon this tired trend??? It sounds dated, the chorus sucks, the video is as bland as the song and we really didn't need another Vogue/Show Me Love sample song after Swish Swish, Chromatica album and Break My Soul (all of which were DREADFUL).

BOZ isn’t as omniscient as you think he is. Remember, a few years ago we believed everything that @111 said and some of the things we thought were certain back then turned out to be false. Not saying that they are lying but sometimes there are things they simply don’t know about until some new info or file pops up.