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Since there’s so much uncertainty on this thread, I decided to make a list of everything we know. Feel free to pin this. 
 

What We Know About Chemtrails Over The Country Club (As of 24/08/20) 

9 minutes ago, ChaoticLipster said:

And we are talking weeks here, it’s not going to be delayed by that much.  

If even that. All we know rn is three different ppl in Lana’s team contradicting each other 

Pls no one harm themselves over the delay of an album. Seriously. Pls. Life is worth more than an album 

Just now, irvnex said:

that's what i've been thinking, that she's being silent because it's gonna be a "surprise" and that's all, it's honestly weird that she gave us an exact date like... if she knows it's going to drop that exact day it's because it's all ready? idk anymore 

But also I don’t think it can be a surprise, bc we know thru her website code that a pre-order will be made available before the release?

unless she’ll announce the preorder on sept 5 and the album will come out later in October?

Just now, irvnex said:

Doesn't she realize that she has fans waiting for something she confirmed? idk why is she acting like nothing happens posting stuff and etc tbh. There's only two weeks left, is she gonna wait until the 5th to say it? It doesn't cost her anything lmao

Which is why I still think it’s coming on the 5th. There’s no reason not to announce it’s delayed?

If ya don’t wanna back up a claim, don’t make the claim in the first place. Not saying anyone is lying or anything, but lets all just take it w a grain of salt 

McArthur Park!

omg also 
 

Where the Wild Roses Grow 

While all those things outlined above are amazing and I can only hope we have them in our country in the near future, this is not the election to write in a candidate. Too much is at stake, and while Biden may not be the perfect answer to many of our problems right now, he will at least set-up a future where such things are possible (as opposed to Trump, who may perhaps set humanity back as bad as the burning of the Library of Alexandria). 

Also, lets not get cocky about Biden's winning streak in the polls---Dukakis lead Bush by 17 points in the summer of 1988, but Bush ended up beating him in November 426-111

She is the most unreliable narrator since Nick Carraway 

3 minutes ago, svftdecay said:

so the odds of getting the album on the 5th are.....zero rite 

we'll know by this Thursday...since the code on her website specifically says "Pre-order", we know this album isn't gonna be a surprise drop. And having a pre-order less than a week before an album drop is unlikely. So if we don't have a pre-order by Thursday, I think it's safe to say the album won't be dropping on the 5th. 

1 minute ago, crazyforme said:

 

this is the first time she has acknowledged Cola since she stopped performing it omg

she stopped acknowledging it for good reason! That get controversial promo for COCC I guess...

23 minutes ago, stupidapartmentcomplex said:

I feel a good energy for the upcoming hours and my fish has also been acting excited lately, swimming around and shit so let's hope for something 

We worship the fish. If the fish says so then it must be. All hail the fish. 

Update: The best part of all this is that Bannon admits on Qanon/Deep-state conspiracies, that "deep state conspiracy theory is for nut cases". Thank god. Hopefully those internet trolls spreading false information on trafficking can go away now. 

So apparently after shutting down a biopic about her that has already been written, Madonna is writing her own screenplay with Oscar-Winning writer, Diablo Cody. She posted about it on both her Instagram stories and IGTV. Not much is known about the project, other than that she was describing her 90s tours to the writer. 

1 minute ago, Doin Time said:

2 more weeks...

 

Wtf omg there’s literally 2 weeks left. It’s not gonna happen is it...see y’all in March 2021 

Why tf does she follow an Ellen Degeneres fan page on insta, but not Ellen herself lmaooo what 

Tbh I would’ve paid Bannon’s bail myself if I could’ve been a fish in the water when he was arrested on that yacht this morning lmaooooo. The look on his face must’ve been priceless 

8 minutes ago, TRENCH said:

the title of that article  the last 4 years have been a The Onion article... im tired 

the biggest joke is that ppl think the guys who can pay a 5m dollar bail and party on a billionaire's yacht are the guys who "care about working class Americans" lmaooo

She’s working out so she has the stamina to single handedly carry the music industry on her back on Sept. 5th 

folklore was rolled out by the biggest female artist of our generation with no leaks...so I wouldn’t worry too much about “no leaks = nothing is happening”

4 minutes ago, lustforlife said:

the way we dont have any leaked infos makes me thing that she scrapped everything

We don’t have info bc her team is so small and her rollouts usually lowkey. She doesn’t need to book huge venues, lots of radio shows, etc etc etc. The only leaked info was the location of a potential shoot for an unknown thing in Malibu. Other than that, not too many people are involved in her rollouts so less likely for leaks to occur. 

Is “God Bless and Fuck Off” an actual title? It would be such a serve if it’s the closing track lol 

14 minutes ago, violets said:

another day, another trump crony indicted. cant believe people still cant read right through this swamp circus show

"so much winning" 

Steve Bannon has been charged and arrested on charges relating to fraud; specifically that an online rally raising money for Trump's Border Wall was instead used for personal financial gain by Bannon and three others. 

Lmao I'm actually dead I thought this guy was suppose to be a "genius". 

On a related note, a judge has ordered Trump release his tax reports. 

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-53853297

There’s a fake CNN article going around on Tiktok where she says “the word country is in the album title for a reason”, and the headline is “Lana’s Next Album to be Country” lmaooooo

also she’s getting dragged for it in the comments on Tiktok ppl think it’s real RIP