Mer

it is ridiculous espc with the timed webstore exclusive drops. I know Lana also has had lots of variants for her more recent albums, but they were available immediately and widely IIRC (sans retail/amazon exclusive ones) and all had the same track list. I wish she just dropped all the variants at once and kept them up - and we could just chose our favorite aesthetic.

The Tortured Wallet Department

It’s coming in May bookmark me. It’ll be the anthem of warm summer nights

good I’m tired of having to wash my hair afterwards

Sometimes I genuinely think Lana still believes putting out an album as the LANA DEL REY is still as easy as hitting “upload” on YouTube like she did in her Lizzy days lmao

Looking to celebrities to speak publicly on highly complex and nuanced military-political issues is stupid. People should go read actual literature on the topic (and horrors of what Israel is doing) and stop expecting Lana Del Rey/Taylor Swift/Sydney Sweeney to educate people on whatever you think they need to believe to make you feel better.

There’s a McDonald’s boycott?? But McDonald’s is a collection of independent franchisees licensing the brand, and many locations are Arab owned - why punish them? Besides, if you’re actively putting enough McDonalds food into your body whereby stopping to do so would have a significant economic impact, you should rethink other life choices.

I’ll toss you in that deal too you drama thirsty lil punk.

id sacrifice you for a tagged version of a released song

An insider who claims to have heard the album says the TikTok leaks are not real and the album will have a very “different” and “unexpected” sound. Take with a grain of salt bc it’s hearsay of hearsay… Also if we are to believe this is the Joever album, the way Speak Now was the Mayer album—she might include touches of Joe’s favorite music/genres just to mess with him—and apparently Joe loved Bon Iver’s i,i glitch-pop sound

Confessions On A Dancefloor by Madonna!

I think that WAS a photo of Noah Schnapp and they were joking 💀

Now that @NikoGo, @taco truck, @Embach and @twinkletoes7 have all come to Taycapitalism’s defence, can I PLEASE go back to just posting cute selfies, being nominated for Be My Daddy, talking about my shopping trips, and defending anti-heroes at any chance I get? Im fed up with having to pretend I’m not hotter and smarter than everyone here, when in reality I’m just a very glamorous person. News flash! That’s just how it is.

I’m writing my QFTC rn

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this is such a Mer™️ thing to say (before I learnt to censor myself) 💀💀💀

if you email her store they’ll combine and refund the shipping I heard

Annoying. She can fuck off w her vinyls - they’ll be on YouTube 5 mins after midnight April 19th.

given that I am a man, I obviously used it in a gender neutral way to joke about you thinking I was asking how song submissions work I wasn’t intending to misgender

also not you mansplaining how the Grammys work to me

I meant if she’s a cowriter/producer on more than half the album isn’t she eligible even if the album as a whole wins?

Also does this mean Florence would be eligible for potential Grammys on this project 👀

I saw this on TikTok myself but couldn’t find a source at all. Perched for all the Florence collabs beyond “Florida!!!” Also I’m not too concerned about Jack producing this, if it really does have so much Florence on it (and the Jack - Florence produced Dance Fever is spectacular).

Her vocals are amazing. And the production is sightly eery and I do love it. I hope Jack brings this mixing and vocal clarity to Lasso.

it’s moved back and forth the last few years, but I think most recently the cut off was Sept. 15th (they tried pulling it back to August 31st, which is one month earlier than usual, and got backlash).