Mer

Oh I didn’t even realize they were a throuple. I guess that’s legal in California.

Damn did you have to quote me before I fixed my typo making fun of someone ELSE’S intelligence

I doubt they’re even real geniuses

Times like this I regret quitting vaping

I need to pee so badly

So tomorrow

Lana vaping directly into Taylor’s face and Taylor pretending not to be annoyed by it

Lana and Taylor are def in their makeup chairs rn giggling about Lana’s vape and unaware that this is even going on.

We’re flying thru these pages and I keep thinking something happened when I see “44+ new replies” but nope

Altho in the off chance that Taylor wins over Lana, I feel like Taylor will propose to Lana on stage

I genuinely think I need to put a case on my phone in case I hurl it across the room tonight.

I still believe in the 112 days thing. 112 days after the start of the tour Speak Now TV dropped, 112 days after that 1989 TV was released, and 112 days after that will be Feb. 16th. I think this time the period between announcement and release will be shorter.

Black Beauty still remains her favorite song I see

One year ago (or thereabouts), Ocean Boulevard was slowly leaking while everyone had meltdowns over that moronic journalist describing Candy Necklace as "glitch pop" and the sweetest users here were accidentally posting scat, and here we are one year later prepping for Lana's first Grammy win

Also it’s so weird having a one-word album name after so many years. Inb4 she changes it to “Your Lasso Around My Heart Pulled Tight - But I’m No Man's Woman”

Giving Taylor AOTY for Midnights cheapens her other AOTY wins (which were objectively more interesting and musical) and I say that as a huge Midnights fan. OB is the only option

Mariners Apt Complex and its lush harmonies and the way she adds power to her voice without belting or being too loud has always been my favorite vocal performance.

I feel like Lasso is exactly where Lana has been wanting to go since mid 2019 with NFR/COTCC/BB/and some parts of OB. I am expecting an album full of "Bartender", "Yosemite", "Mariners Apartment Complex", "Let the Light In" and "Sweet Carolina" with a country/folksy twist. I am soooo excited to start hearing these songs, and given how she announced the album (not some random Instagram post with a pics art cover), I am expecting a fully-fleshed rollout with visuals, music videos, and etc

I was about to go to bed but I just needed to see if anyone is still going to mention psychedelic surf rock after she Lassoes us into inevitably becoming massive country stans

Eeeek the last minute genuinely is terrifying

Me rushing to her live to hear her drop news about LDR10/Henry Come On only to find she’s muted and seemingly ranting about football

Btw I just know Azealia is somewhere defrosting rn like Mariah Carey before Xmas.

If Nicki is purposefully monetizing the fact that she married a convicted r*pist that's even worse imo ngl

Is there a Lipster award for worst possible take bc