UltraModernGirl

Have you read any other works by her? I’m thinking about reading lapvona next. I looked up a summary on it and thought it sounded good

I just finished “my year of rest and relaxation” by Ottessa Moshfegha cause all the tiktok girlies told me too. It was interesting, just not what I expected

Someone mentioned this a while ago but the village site says “Get 30% OFF on all apparel and accessories until 9AM PST, March 13!”. That seems like a long sale to me. Maybe March 13th is when we’re getting new merch?

Don’t even

But what I really need to know is what she’s gonna be wearing

I’ll kill her if she snow on the beach-ifies them

I mourn this book everyday. I’m praying that it’s not a completely lost cause at this point

Stopppp she looks so good

I’m claiming candy necklace! I hope she restocks the white vinyl. It’s the only one I’m missing so far

Just got this email from rounder records

Maybe it’s American whore and juuls

The font looks like a menu you’d get at a restaurant. It doesn’t help that it’s titled “eat the world”

When Lana said puppy love that’s not what she meant…

You know they’re praying to god that Lana will see it and follow them

Me blowing up oceanblvd’s dms

For those who have been lucky enough to see Lana on tour, what were your seats/experiences like and how much did you pay for them? I’m mostly referring to la to the moon and nfr since they were more recent. I want to start saving in case she decides to do a tour or has a show near me

I’ve been waiting for this moment. Coquette girlies rise up!!!

Boom like that

I don’t want to sound ungrateful because I know Zella and her team worked hard to put everything together, but it’ll really suck if there’s nothing they can do or we only get a partial refund. I mean, the album is literally called Sunday in heaven and the title track is missing

Omg yes, the exact order

Okay I just skipped through each song and It’s all kinds of fucked up. Girls, golden, and bunny are out of order and pressed onto the wrong side. Plus radio silence and Sunday in heaven are completely missing

I just now received my order. I added some photos for anyone who’s still waiting on theirs to arrive. Listening to the vinyl right now… hopefully there’s nothing wrong with it She also mentioned Lana in the “thank you” section of the credits which was cute

The way that I’m insane enough to also spend this kinda money to see her

Idk what I’ll do if DYK becomes my favorite album. I’ve been a honeymoon stan since i started listening to Lana and none of her past albums have topped it for me. BB was close, but not close enough. It’ll be like loosing my identity