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Perhaps a June RSD drop? Too wishful thinking?

I just had a horrible nightmare about the album. i accidentally fell asleep, and in my dream I was with Lana on the side of a mountain range, and she kept talking about the album and how important it was that it comes out. and I kept telling her "yes yes I am so excited" and then she told me that its up to ME to get it out and I was like "oh lana no what you must have it mistaken" and then we got in this old abandoned jeep and we had to drive down the mountain to get the album released (????). But in the jeep the gas pedal wouldnt work, and i kept pressing it and she kept saying "PRESS IT PRESS IT! THE ALBUM MUST COME OUT" and i kept trying to press it and it wouldnt press and I was freaking out and she said "PRESS IT. PRESS IT NOW YOU ARE SPOILING EVERYTHING" and I was crying and telling her it wouldnt press, and then she let out this deep demonic screaming and she unleashed her tongue and it was dark green and it wrapped around my head for a second, and now i was screaming in fear that the album wouldnt come out, and also that lana was going to EAT ME! and she kept screaming PRESS IT PRESS IT and she kicked her legs up and her panties FLEW OFF and out the windshield, thus shattering the windshield, and I was screaming thru it all, especially when the windshield broke, and then i woke up. I dont even want the album at this point.

Hmm my hopes of another variant are diminishing. I really was hoping there would be a standard cover art on color vinyl

Sorry but you seem like kind of a hater that dragonwhore has been providing us quality insider info and all you have contributed is a LB Fan Favorite homemade cover art a week ago… it’s okay to cry!

Really hoping urban or Spotify does a color variant of the standard cover art

right!? im holding off on the standard art one because id rather a color vinyl than a black, so we shall see

what tracks do we know on the album? is the full tracklist discovered ?

im hoping the UO one is standard cover art & yellow vinyl

where did he say this

LFL has 16 tracks you fake fan!!!

is the green one available on any other US sites?! it sold out on roughtrade and i was hesitant to get it because when i added it to cart it showed me the standard not the green

ok im confused is it RED or is it DARK PINK!?!?

was looking on the vinylrelease subreddit and saw someoen post a roughtrade link captioned "us indie exclusive red" ????

How the hell are people seeing the cover???

LANA VINYL COLOR ROUND-UP: red: btd, hm, bb, cocc orange: cocc(Amazon beige/peach) yellow: bb, cocc green: violet, nfr, cocc blue: btd, uv(uo double disc), nfr, violet, cocc purple: uv(uo double disc) pink: nfr grey: cocc brown: n/a white: violet, cocc(Amazon actual beige) bb silver: n/a gold: n/a clear: cocc, lfl

Oh no, did this happen to you?

This got me to thinking… has there ever been an instance on lanaboards… well I guess it would have had to have a been and chemtrails era, where someone didn’t have money at the time so a kind user offered this same offer of offering to preorder them a variant, and then after they did it the poor person asked politely for just one more because it’s their favorite color, and the kind person tried to resist and said “well what if I cancel this one and order the one that’s your favorite color” and then the poor person is like “oh no no I need both I will give you the money I promise” so the kind person does it. But then they ask once more for another variant and the kind person doesn’t want to argue so they do it. And then they do it twice more when two more variants drop and the kind person is getting overwhelmed and their credit card is almost maxed out because they themselves have also ordered each variant for themselves as well as some extravagant purchases from earlier in the month, and then the poor person requests the final neil Krug picture disc and the kind person says oh well alright but this is it! So they do it and their credit card got maxed out and they had to go to Elle to file a complaint but then the poor person denies it all and then the kind person has to take out a second mortgage on their house to afford to pay their maxed out credit card bill and spirals down a rabbit hole of depression and longing for more of a backbone?

*in a very beachy jazzy lizzy grant slow burn tone & pace* “He says my pussy sloppy like coconut key lime pie, drippin down my thigh, just the smell got him high, I’ll put it in his face but never get it in his eye, why lie? Why try? Gotta get my-n”

not feeling it.

When I envision this tunnel in question that lies beneath ocean boulevard, i picture a hidden secret tunnel that no one knows about and in the tunnel its gorgeous and rich looking, pretty tiles, i think gold, orange, yellow, perhaps some blue accents, but all very old and a tad weathered because the tunnel was used long ago and has since been forgotten about

How do we know this is legit? I’m at work and can’t read thru the pages I missed

out of curiosity can someone recap for me what DragonWhore spilled tonight? I was at work and I see all hell broke loose.

i think about this often. the caption was "lush blooms" or something like that... the font was green and the text was hidden by bushes that were in the pic. always made me think they were lyrics or something to a song

Ok this whole dragonwhore thing makes me re-annoyed at this fandom. I say it each cycle, whenever there's an insider, everyone on here is so mean to them and acts as if its our god given right for them to cough up any and all info they know... and insiders like honeymouns get treated poorly on here too when they are the reason we have so much info on unreleased songs and such. pisses me off because they are doing a favor to us and everyone acts like entitled brats about it. and thus kills the fun because the insider wont feel inclined to supply us with more information

whats Triple A radio?