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lanabanana11

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  1. It literally makes perfect sense… the rain was fire, and her & her man were wooden, aka they didn’t survive the various hardships of life. Good grief I’m so surprised people slandering fine china
  2. Wait WHAT?! This is one of my fav lyrcis in the song it’s so beautiful
  3. LET'S SAY for the sake of discussion, that Tropico was second studio album and it came out prior to UV (NOTE: UV does come out in this alternate timeline, just as her third album, not second) I think the tracklist would look something like this: 1. Living Legend 2. Yes to Heaven 3. Cult Leader 4. Dark City 5. Angels Forever 6. Nectar of the Gods 7. Dragon Slayer 8. Fine China 9. Cherry Blossom 10. I Talk to Jesus 11. Chelsea Hotel 12. (Another song from this era that hasnt leaked) 13. (Another song from this era that hasn't leaked)
  4. Hate this post so much. Wow. I have a rather small list: carmen God bless America For free
  5. OK do yall think we will be getting a deluxe? i was making a topster last night and when i typed in Sunday In Heaven, two versions of the cover art came up and it reminded me how easy it would be for her to expand the album w a deluxe and an outtake from the photoshoot as a cover art
  6. I just had a horrible nightmare about the album. i accidentally fell asleep, and in my dream I was with Lana on the side of a mountain range, and she kept talking about the album and how important it was that it comes out. and I kept telling her "yes yes I am so excited" and then she told me that its up to ME to get it out and I was like "oh lana no what you must have it mistaken" and then we got in this old abandoned jeep and we had to drive down the mountain to get the album released (????). But in the jeep the gas pedal wouldnt work, and i kept pressing it and she kept saying "PRESS IT PRESS IT! THE ALBUM MUST COME OUT" and i kept trying to press it and it wouldnt press and I was freaking out and she said "PRESS IT. PRESS IT NOW YOU ARE SPOILING EVERYTHING" and I was crying and telling her it wouldnt press, and then she let out this deep demonic screaming and she unleashed her tongue and it was dark green and it wrapped around my head for a second, and now i was screaming in fear that the album wouldnt come out, and also that lana was going to EAT ME! and she kept screaming PRESS IT PRESS IT and she kicked her legs up and her panties FLEW OFF and out the windshield, thus shattering the windshield, and I was screaming thru it all, especially when the windshield broke, and then i woke up. I dont even want the album at this point.
  7. Hmm my hopes of another variant are diminishing. I really was hoping there would be a standard cover art on color vinyl
  8. Sorry but you seem like kind of a hater that dragonwhore has been providing us quality insider info and all you have contributed is a LB Fan Favorite homemade cover art a week ago… it’s okay to cry!
  9. Really hoping urban or Spotify does a color variant of the standard cover art
  10. right!? im holding off on the standard art one because id rather a color vinyl than a black, so we shall see
  11. is the green one available on any other US sites?! it sold out on roughtrade and i was hesitant to get it because when i added it to cart it showed me the standard not the green
  12. was looking on the vinylrelease subreddit and saw someoen post a roughtrade link captioned "us indie exclusive red" ????
  13. How the hell are people seeing the cover???
  14. LANA VINYL COLOR ROUND-UP: red: btd, hm, bb, cocc orange: cocc(Amazon beige/peach) yellow: bb, cocc green: violet, nfr, cocc blue: btd, uv(uo double disc), nfr, violet, cocc purple: uv(uo double disc) pink: nfr grey: cocc brown: n/a white: violet, cocc(Amazon actual beige) bb silver: n/a gold: n/a clear: cocc, lfl
  15. This got me to thinking… has there ever been an instance on lanaboards… well I guess it would have had to have a been and chemtrails era, where someone didn’t have money at the time so a kind user offered this same offer of offering to preorder them a variant, and then after they did it the poor person asked politely for just one more because it’s their favorite color, and the kind person tried to resist and said “well what if I cancel this one and order the one that’s your favorite color” and then the poor person is like “oh no no I need both I will give you the money I promise” so the kind person does it. But then they ask once more for another variant and the kind person doesn’t want to argue so they do it. And then they do it twice more when two more variants drop and the kind person is getting overwhelmed and their credit card is almost maxed out because they themselves have also ordered each variant for themselves as well as some extravagant purchases from earlier in the month, and then the poor person requests the final neil Krug picture disc and the kind person says oh well alright but this is it! So they do it and their credit card got maxed out and they had to go to Elle to file a complaint but then the poor person denies it all and then the kind person has to take out a second mortgage on their house to afford to pay their maxed out credit card bill and spirals down a rabbit hole of depression and longing for more of a backbone?
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