Venice Peach

Her most secretive era + silenced insiders and we still managed to get to 800 pages in 6 months

Every new week is a new opportunity to be delulu and expect something Announcement tomorrow

Yeah but we can still get a teaser or announcement. As long as we get something I don't mind waiting a month for the actual music

Well she did say she always says goodbye at the end of her records at least we didn't have any she's retiring theories this time

It's so weird being so allegedly close to a Lana album without having its title... imagine if we only find out with the preorder

I hope they are better this year then Lana probably couldn't be bothered to film herself for that but maybe a cute little "hi guys I'm grateful for your support I hope you enjoy the new record" or something like that

By the way I saw on twitter that this year we'll get messages from our favorite artists on Spotify Wrapped so I hope Lana does one and teases the album there

I still see something in December (even if it's just an announcement/update about the album). Now we just need some kind of clue. A magazine issue photoshoot with some album info would be neat and enough for me Since it would be for December we can get more icy visuals

I had a drunken dream of Lana releasing Queen Of Disaster but it was called Ballerina and it only used the chorus melody and the You got me spinning like a ballerina lyric. People were so mad cause it was slower I don't remember hearing it in the dream tho so I can't even leak fake lyrics

The concept may have changed from what she had in December but I'm pretty sure the album is done since some people have listened to it... The contradicting stuff was probably because Ben talks too much and what happened in June

She had all eyes on her after NFR and she managed to randomly release LMLYLAW (which I loved tho) so I think she could release a cute little track before the rollout starts even if December is not the best month for new music... Her team probably wanted to start the era with the Chemtrails teaser and then the big budget MV in January but she wanted to release LMLYLAW first and so she did I can definitely see her giving us an early Christmas present

She has a lot of songs/lyrics referencing flowers but you know what she also has related to flowers? Two songs called Butterflies that she's rereleasing

Do you think we'll have some kind of controversy this era? I'm scared of her "angry automatic singing" What if she subconsciously interpolates qftc or something

The Pusha T thing was weird... like what song did they send him to remix. I doubt it was something from Chemtrails or BB But maybe a remix of Doin Time... sonically it would make sense but it would be weird for Lana to re release a single with a feature after 2 years.

There's something about the chorus melody that reminds me of some other song I don't like but I can't pinpoint which but I love the bridge and the general feeling of the song so it will probably grow on me

I really love this album but it feels short cause I don't care for the opening song or the title track so I'm left with like 5-6 full songs The ones I love I adore though

It's giving Norman Rockwell and David LaChapelle

This reminded me that I saw somewhere recently that umbrellas in Rockefeller were actually a thing ??? I thought it was just for the rhyme but they used to have a lot of colorful ones for the outdoor restaurants They were so cute

He doesn't deserve hate but I don't thing he got any... just people following him and asking about Lana (of course someone could have been mean to him in the dms or something). What's clear is that he likes the attention. If he really wanted to stay "hidden" he would have removed all the new followers and then go private so nobody could access his tweets. And he even posted more acronyms saying "since you like acronyms" or something like that so he knows people are reading

- No Lana, we can't put "When I look back, tracing fingertips over plastic bags I think, I wish I could extrapolate some small intention or maybe get your attention for a minute or two" on the logo, it's too long. - K, just put 3 random letters then

The fact that all the "clues" about DNC came from LDRVillage says everything about its possible implication on LDR9

I thought like that at the start but if he keeps talking about Lana and didn't bother to remove the new followers he probably doesn't mind/wants the attention. He didn't explicitly start posting about her until now (it was supposedly Halsey before ) Someone should ask him if he minds tho... maybe he just doesn't want people on his mentions By the way I don't think we'd get anything from him other than random teasing anyway cause boz wouldn't let him talk

I hope the flowers are not a clue cause that would set a horrible precedent... as if we didn't overanalyze everything enough looking for non existant signs

Dynamite??? Bombastic

If it's on the first week I guess it could still happen. SZA for example (unless she's lying as usual) is releasing a whole album... But anything past that date is really unlikely yep